Dennis Rodman As WNBA Coach Not a Bad Marketing Idea

• Jim Moore of the SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER weathers the idea of Dennis Rodman as coach of the WNBA’s Storm:

Dennis Rodman Seattle Storm

• 100% INJURY RATE chows down on these tempting tales of athletes’ amazing & aggravating appetites.• RIVALFISH puts on their best chaps, as they get an Evite to Terrell Owens’ birthday bash.

• YOU BEEN BLINDED doesn’t know what all the fuss is aboot, as Steve Nash tells his nation’s basketball team, “No, Canada“:

Steve Nash Canada

• ALL BALLS sees stars with their stripes, as these referees unwittingly get in on the action.• WAGGLE ROOM putts around word that the rough ‘n’ rowdy National Golf League is coming back.

• AWFUL ANNOUNCING sweats to the oldies, as ESPN calls in Richard Simmons to keep the Worldwide Leader in shape:

• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT gets out the measuring tape (and medical tape), as they compare injuries between Steve McNair and the late Evel Knievel.• The ASSOCIATED PRESS clears the way for the Civil War coming to the Meadowlands, as Oregon alum Kellen Clemens leads the Jets against Oregon State grad Derek Anderson and the Browns.