Dennis Rodman & The South Bend Panty Thief

A panty thief was arrested for the fourth time in six months yesterday in a South Bend, Indiana, Catholic Church.

When officers arrested the suspect, they found he was carrying a tote bag holding several pairs of women’s underwear and porn.

What Dennis Rodman is doing in The Bend is anyone’s guess but I’ll have my panties on lockdown from here on out.