YEAH, BUT WE HEAR HE’S ONE HELLUVA PASS BLOCKER: We’re sorry, but we do admit to listening to the AM dial on occasion, and Dennis Miller’s radio play is sometimes a little like Lorenzo Neal when a pass is called - the 10th option. When we do dump it off to Dennis, he’s usually a little low on blood sugar and his sports acumen, based on an occasional quip, is as superficial as a Joel Meyers’ fellow broadcaster backstab.

We haven’t seen his new sports show on Bravo. Or was it The-N? Or was it GSN? Regardless, Rick Chandler of DEADSPIN relays the (fake) highlights from last night:• Mistake of the Week. Referred to the Kansas City Chiefs head coach as “Norm Edwards.”
• Number of times said the word “cat” in reference to a person: Seven.
• Event of the Week: The Stub Hub Legends Classic (a real event, actually, I think).
• Unfortunate Simile of the Week: “He was more stoned than a Syrian adulteress.”
• Guests: Jose Canseco, Bruce Pearl, Warren Sapp.
• Best line:. (By Sapp) “I’ve played for 13 years, and that takes a toll. If I’m going to continue, I’m going to have to go see Jose …”

Sounds like a great place to be on Monday nights - after about 15 shots of twist-off bottled Merlot.