• Matt Millen is finally moved out of Motor City. Guess the Lions won’t be drafting any more wide receivers anytime soon.
• Erik Johnson of the St. Louis Blues has his season end before it even begins, thanks to his faulty footwork while driving a golf cart.
• Want to know the secret of Terrell Owens’ success? Read the book - and buy his energy drink.
• Plaxico Burress has done so much for the New York Giants, that he’s been given a two-week break - without pay.
• The Tampa Bay Rays can’t decide who’s worthy of tossing out their first-ever postseason pitch. Any ideas?
• A junior college football coach gets suspended for allowing a registered sex offender on the team.
• In other grotesque gridiron news, a high school football team in New Mexico is the latest program to deal with a horrendous hazing scandal.
• London Olympic organizers are flush with pride that some of their toilets won’t be facing Mecca.
• Researchers at Boston University have a simple request to retired NFL players: BRAAAAAIIIIINNNNS!
• Al Harris really wanted to play this weekend - spleen or no spleen!
9:25 pm on September 24th, 2008
Sucks for Erik, all this time I was only secretly rooting against Okposo's career.
10:40 pm on September 24th, 2008
The Rays should stock a plane full of Miller Lite and fly the Bogger down to throw out the first pitch. I'd love to see him break some old man's hip with his errant, beer-soaked fastball.