Calendars of the SbB Girls could be coming your way by Christmastime.

• Red Sox Nation mourns the loss of two of its greats: David Oritz (placed on the DL) & Hazel Mae (lowballed on a new NESN contract).

• Kimbo Slice hungers for a piece of the boxing pie.

• A one-legged Kentucky youngster is kicking ass in sports.

• Google Maps is quite good at locating Lou Piniella.

• Terrell Owens lambasts Bill Parcells, but he sure looks good doing it.

• Flip Saunders is now persona non grata with the Pistons.

• Moises Alou doesn’t recall putting Steve Bartman off the hook.

• St. Louis Cardinals fans are just super in short shorts.

• Petr Sykora just knew he would score the Penguins’ Game 5 winner.

• Scott Speed puts the pedal to the metal, thanks to a pleasing pedicure.