Sox Lose Ortiz To DL, Hazel Mae To Cheapskates

Calendars of the SbB Girls could be coming your way by Christmastime.

• Red Sox Nation mourns the loss of two of its greats: David Oritz (placed on the DL) & Hazel Mae (lowballed on a new NESN contract).

David Ortiz Hazel Mae

Kimbo Slice hungers for a piece of the boxing pie.

• A one-legged Kentucky youngster is kicking ass in sports.

• Google Maps is quite good at locating Lou Piniella.

Terrell Owens lambasts Bill Parcells, but he sure looks good doing it.

Flip Saunders is now persona non grata with the Pistons.

Moises Alou doesn’t recall putting Steve Bartman off the hook.

• St. Louis Cardinals fans are just super in short shorts.

Petr Sykora just knew he would score the Penguins’ Game 5 winner.

Scott Speed puts the pedal to the metal, thanks to a pleasing pedicure.