BECKHAM SPURNED BY SCOTS; READY FOR REALITY SHOW: The Scot rock band The Fratellis have turned down a deal to record the official song for David Beckham’s first match with the MLS Galaxy.

The band were asked to desecrate cover the Beatles classic Hello Goodbye for the early July event, but turned it down fearing they would “lose their credibility“.

Frontman Jon Fratelli says, “We were like, ‘No f**king way’. It would have got us noticed, of course, but we’d have lost our self-respect.”

If it’s any consolation to Becks, Mike Fratello is now available and reportedly tuned up after a string of spring sellouts on the Bar Mitzvah circuit.

Meanwhile, something called the WORLD ENTERTAINMENT NEWS NETWORK has the inevitable news that Beckham’s move from Madrid to SoCal will be documented by Brit TV channel ITV in a reality format. But sadly, the show “will not feature wife Victoria and their three sons Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz.”

Of course, Vic has her own reality show, which is somehow described as a “$20 million documentary about her family’s move Stateside for U.S. TV network NBC.”

Uh, the show is filming now and David is still in Spain. And as far as the show being worth $20M to Posh - sounds like her publicist still has plenty of traction with London’s lapdog media.