BOTCHED BOOB JOBS SOON ALL THE RAGE IN CARSON, CA.: David Beckham is set to descend into soccer’s minor leagues after wrapping his stay with Real Madrid (unless someone has $100M laying around they aren’t using):
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The highlight of Beckham’s unremarkable two-year Spanish Step? Tom Cruise and Wifey-Walnut-Implants wearing sunglasses at night for his last game:
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