David Beckham Ready To Bring Wifes Walnut Implants To Carson California

BOTCHED BOOB JOBS SOON ALL THE RAGE IN CARSON, CA.: David Beckham is set to descend into soccer’s minor leagues after wrapping his stay with Real Madrid (unless someone has $100M laying around they aren’t using):

Beckham Dr. Evil


The highlight of Beckham’s unremarkable two-year Spanish Step? Tom Cruise and Wifey-Walnut-Implants wearing sunglasses at night for his last game:

Tennis Ball Implants