IF IT WAS A MCDONALDS FRY, YES. BUT BURGER KING? NO: Jimmy Traina of SI.com’s HOT CLICKS has a pointer that indicates that the folks in New Zealand have bought what David Beckham is selling: “Fans of football superstar David Beckham are cashing in on his recent visit to New Zealand by trying to sell his food scraps and dirty dishes on the Internet.”

“Among the items put up for sale on New Zealand website Trade Me are a half eaten corn cob, a nearly empty bottle of Coca-Cola and a single French fry. The French fry attracted an initial bid of one dollar (75 US cents), rising to three dollars by late afternoon Wednesday.”

That wasn’t us, since we have since found out the fry was traced to the Roy Rogers location in Secaucus. Ewww.