Moneyballer: Superfat Actor Can’t Have My Name

I’ve less than no interest in Hollywood’s hilariously impossible attempt to capture  Moneyball as a feature film - until now. Bad enough we’re required to buy Brad Pitt as Billy Beane, but now comes this newly-released photo of former A’s manager Art Howe being played by … wait for it … Philip Seymour Hoffman.

(Works for […]

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Green Bay Packer Plans For Favre, Jeffrey Dahmer

When asked about the current playing status of Vikings quarterback Brett Favre this week, Green Bay Packers Linebacker Nick Barnett tipped us off just how extensive - and indiscriminate - his team’s defense preparation will be this season.

(No shortage of defensive schemes this season for Pack)
“If he is retired, congratulations. If he’s not, we have […]

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Tiki’s Girlfriend: Plenty Of People Do What We Did

Tiki Barber appeared with girlfriend Traci Johnson on Entertainment Tonight this week in an apparent attempt to explain their actions in the aftermath of Barber leaving his current wife of 11 years.

(ATTN Homewreckette: Pipe down and stay in your lane.)
During the appearance, Barber maintained that he was completely innocent of an extramarital affair: “We […]

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“Offensive” Colt McCoy Billboard Gets The Hook

Randy Stevens of the SAN MARCOS (TX) DAILY RECORD reports this week that a billboard advertising a cable television service featuring an image of Colt McCoy has been taken down after numerous complaints from San Marcos residents.

San Marcos is the home of Texas State University and residents were reportedly offended by the image of ex-Texas […]

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AL Rookie of the Year’s Epic Beatdown Of LaRussa

The SPRINGFIELD (IL) STATE JOURNAL-REGISTER today has a baseball yarn for the ages spun by 1983 American League Rookie of the Year Ron Kittle about his former White Sox manager Tony “I know how to f—ing manage” LaRussa.

Pull up a chair.
“My first dealing with Tony, and I don’t even know if he’ll remember that . […]

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Baseball Pitcher’s Major Concern? Shattered Bats

Bob Davidson makes the call:

“It was wide of the bag.”

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