Jenn Sterger of Versus had this analysis of Danica Patrick’s appearance on the red carpet at the ESPYs on Thursday:

After viewing a certain woman’s red carpet pics, I know what happens next @ GoDaddy.com. It’s called a bukkake. Jeebus. Her stylist is fired
Is a stray shot or six of Aquanet reason to shower someone with […]

For the first time since around Week 11 of the ‘87 NFL season, I would’ve loved to have heard Chris Berman’s schtick applied to Jeremy Shockey at the ESPYs last night:

“B.A.C. B.A.C. B.A.C. B.A.C. B.A.C. B.A.C. B.A.C. … GONE!”

(Shockey at “Seat Pourer” check-in)
Not exactly a shocker, considering this sort of red carpet impairment:

Believe […]

You tell me.

 (Glam vs. Damn. Make that Damn vs. Damn.)

Federer and wife Mirka in Corsica last week:

What’s a bigger waste then printing 14,000 University of Georgia football media guides? Trashing 14,000 University of Georgia football media guides because of two inaccurate pages.

Tim Tucker of the ATLANTA JOURNAL-CONSTITUTION reports today that the school, “plans to reprint about 14,000 football media guides to replace references to ousted athletics director Damon Evans. The Bulldogs’ […]

Missed the ESPYs last night because of season premiere of Billy The Exterminator but did manage to score this shot of Michelle Beadle at the bar last night - at ESPYs host hotel in downtown L.A.:

Apparently caught her right in the middle of a backup singer pitch for J.D. and the Straight Shot.