Daniela Werner of the Mobile (Ala.) Press-Register reports that JaMarcus Russell was arrested on Monday for possession of a controlled substance.

That controlled substance: codeine syrup.

I’d like to introduce you to LeBron James‘ neighbors: Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and Kris. The Kardashians. That’s where James lives. Like the the Kardashians, the line between lying and living isn’t just blurred. It doesn’t exist.

What am I talking about? Most of the Kardashians’ reality show is in no way a reflection of actual reality. […]