Rex Ryan issued a statement to the media today apologizing for his obscene gesture at the MMA Strikeforce event in Miami last night:

Ryan: “It was stupid and inappropriate. I wouldn’t accept that type of behavior from one of the coaches or players and it’s unacceptable from me. I apologize to the Jets organization, the National […]

Craig Malisow of the HOUSTON PRESS reports:

(Alleged attacker Broadway (left) and McGuire have not been charged)
A former relief pitcher for the Chicago White Sox and New York Mets has been sued for allegedly assaulting a Woodlands man during a New Year’s Eve party in Dallas.
Randy Sorrels, attorney for 25-year-old Ivan Pinney, said his client’s left […]

UPDATE (6:38p ET): Here’s an eyewitness account of Ryan’s obscene gesture.
Jorge Sedano of 790 The Ticket in Miami and the MIAMI HERALD sent me this photo today of Rex Ryan flipping off fans last night at the MMA Strikeforce event in Miami:

Background on the shot from Sedano:
I received an email from a listener/reader who was […]

With his victory last night over the dude who parked your car at the Weezer show last Tuesday, I’d say Herschel Walker is due at least one endorsement.

(Herschel usually eschews the trans-fat)
Six-figured deal with Lifelock.

Last month I reported:

On December 11, Woods’ lawyers hurriedly obtained an injunction from the High Court of London banning any publication of nude photos of (Tiger) Woods in the United Kingdom. On December 12, London tabloid NEWS OF THE WORLD splashed a huge interview and video chat with (Woods alleged mistress Jamie) Jungers.
England and Chelsea […]

Andy Murray crying after losing to Roger Federer in the Australian Open Final:

“I can cry like Roger. It’s just a shame I can’t play like him.“
Dude was shaking for crying out loud. Now I know where we got breaking down our heroes.