Finally! Indisputable Proof Of Our Lunar Landing

Moon landing skeptics, out of my sight!

With my recent discovery of these formerly classified, plasticene-based slippers, I’ve finally irrefutable evidence Homo sapiens once traipsed the lunar landscape.

Only thing uglier than those shoes:

Is in Steve Phillips’ passenger seat

Rick Majerus. On his laptop. Alone.

Middle seat to Auckland - between Jim Gray & Pat O’Brien

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Oops, Someone Screwed Up: I Have My Own Blog

So through a series of mixups and comic blunders, someone has given me my own sports blog. It’s over at NBCSports.com, and it launches tomorrow at 9 a.m. Title: Out Of Bounds. No, I don’t know the exact url (they tell me very little), but it’ll be promoted on their front page, I’m told. No […]

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Kiffin Lied Twice About Vols’ Clean Arrest Record

WBIR-TV in Knoxville reports today that “freshman safety Nyshier Oliver was arrested on November 7 and charged with shoplifting at a department store in West Town Mall.”

The police report says Oliver was spotted putting a brown shirt worth approximately $110 in a Dillard’s bag. He was arrested around 1:45 that Saturday. That was just over […]

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Brady Quinn Hit On Terrell Suggs: Clean Or Dirty?

The Ravens and Terrell Suggs’ agent are raising hell about a hit Brady Quinn put on Suggs last night after an interception, so I went back to the video and broke it down frame by frame:

Ray Lewis and Suggs’ agent Gary Wichard are both saying the hit was a blatant cheap shot, but in the […]

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Mangino On The Brink Of Being Fired By Kansas

Earlier today, we got word that some KU football players, past and present, were meeting with Kansas Athletic Director Lew Perkins to discuss the coaching methods of Mark Mangino.

(Exactly What Did Mangino Do To His Players?)
Mangino then met with Perkins who told him that the school is bringing in an “unbiased” consultant to evaluate the […]

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Charlie Coles Can Sometimes Get a Little Touchy

Miami of Ohio coach Charlie Coles didn’t let us down after his Redhawks barely lost to Kentucky last night in Lexington on John Wall’s game-winning shot.

(I love that man)
A reporter made the mistake of asking Coles how the game “got away” from Miami at the end.
That’s when the fun began.

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Jay Glazer: Dick Jauron Fired By Buffalo Bills

Jay Glazer of Fox Sports reports Buffalo Bills head coach Dick Jauron has been fired.

No interim coach has been named. Jason La Canfora of the NFL Network also reports Jauron has been discharged.
Bud Adams approves.

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Larry Johnson: Still Social Networking Impaired

Chiefs beat reporter Kent Babb of the KANSAS CITY STAR Tweeted this yesterday about what Larry Johnson recently posted on his Facebook page:

Cleat prints on the chests? Are we sure Larry wasn’t just recounting the club last night?

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Steroids Can ‘Mask’ Diagnosis of Lesnar Disease

WCCO-AM in Minneapolis sources that Brock Lesnar has a case of diverticulitis, which is “a disease where small pouches form in the digestive system.”

I’m by no means accusing Brock Lesnar of doing steroids, but a quick check on the diagnosis of diverticulitis reveals that steroid use can sometimes play a significant role in masking early […]

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Jerry Jones With Two Hotties Looking a Tad Tipsy

CelebrityClubber.com posts a photo of Jerry Jones today that has the Cowboys Owner appearing as if he’s had one too many, or needs a mattress - fast.

(”Hotties”, Jerry’s face are a bit of a stretch)

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Perhaps that sleeping two hours a night thing isn’t working out after […]

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