Jon Wilner of the SAN JOSE MERCURY NEWS had the obligatory news just hours after Stanford’s monster win @ USC Saturday that the Cardinal’s athletic admin was doing all it could to slap together a contract extension for coach Jim Harbaugh.

(Had ya fooled?)
The past 24 hours I’ve heard several media members say they thought […]

We take you now to Georgia, where cheerleaders hoist giant signs with bible verses at public school football games, and when you play pickup basketball, it had damned well be shirts vs. shirts. Chattooga High School officials recently censored the school’s yearbook, excising pages which depicted male students playing basketball while not wearing shirts.

(Vile porn! […]

My favorite scene in Caddyshack is when Ted Knight as Judge Smails throws his putter 500 feet after losing a bet to Rodney Dangerfield’s consonant-challenged Al Czervik. The club ends up buried in some old lady’s cranium, who Smails assures, “it slipped.”

(”It slipped!”)
Last Saturday at the Australian Masters, a scenario played out that was […]

The ASSOCIATED PRESS reports this afternoon that Bud Adams was fined an astounding $250,000 for his double bird flip at the Buffalo Bills yesterday. (No word on the Dewars being padlocked next Sunday.)

(How to turn two digits into six in less than 24 hours without Wall Street)
Goodell actually attended the same game with Adams, […]

That’s a quote from Dana White today, as he expounded on Brock Lesnar’s mysterious illness. An ailment that was revealed by White Monday as being intestinal based and that will require surgery.

(White’s p.r. treatment of Lesnar illness reminds WWE)
Sunday White made some alarmingly vague comments about Lesnar’s condition, saying that although Lesnar didn’t have […]

In case you missed it, Manny Pacquiao absolutely obliterated Miguel Cotto this Saturday. It really wasn’t much of a contest, even as it went 12 rounds before the referee put an end to the senseless beating Pacquiao was putting on Cotto. So until Pacqiuao and Floyd Mayweather fight (seriously, guys, just do it already), Pac-Man’s […]

It’s official, the economy has now recovered. How do I know? The Bad Idea Dept. is fully restocked. Introducing the NBA’s officially-licensed(?) champagne:

Something called “Les Jeux Ltd.” is supposedly rolling out the release of the bottles with this post on the company’s Myspace page: “Get your bottle(s) now before the premier. The first shipment just […]

Earlier,  Adam Jacobi aftermathed the frosty midfield handshake between Pete Carroll and Jim Harbaugh last Saturday at The Coli. He noted that Ray Ratto of the SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE sourced Carroll querying Harbaugh, “What’s your deal?” Harbaugh then shot back the same.

Carroll and Harbaugh have yet to confirm or deny Ratto’s report, so in the […]

Just a quick word of advice: skip this post. No, really, skip it. It’s about people doing things with body parts and… well, it’s not so much a body part as a body by-product. And no, not poop. Or pee. I’d rather write about someone like Juan Manuel Marquez drinking his own urine. Honestly, that’s […]

The KNOXVILLE NEWS-SENTINEL reports freshman wide receiver Nu’Keese Richardson and defensive back Mike Edwards have been “permanently dismissed” from the Tennessee football team by Coach Lane Kiffin.

(Urban Meyer will shed no tears about Nu’Keese’s demise)
Our student-athletes must be responsible members of society, and this type of conduct will not be tolerated. We want a positive […]