As Lane Kiffin sifts through the evidence and decides what to do with the three Univ. of Tennessee players who got all robby at a Knoxville gas station on Wednesday, one of the intended victims, Corey B. Zickefoose, is taking a very zen-like approach to the entire affair. In short, Mr. Zickefoose says that the […]

61-year-old Tom Thompson gets a puff profile from KXII-TV in Austin thanks to his role as kicker on the local community college football team. We get these stories a couple times a year, with the reporter always somehow neglectful of the possible negative life decisions that led to the unorthodox and now-unoriginal circumstances.

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Thompson is […]

Sure this Cowboys-Eagles game is entertaining, but why do I suddenly have the urge to loot the Spanish West Indies? That’s Eagles tight end Brent Celek there striking a pose, with the help of teammate Jason Avant following Celek’s TD reception on Sunday night. Guzzlers of fine rum recognized it immediately as the Captain Morgan […]

CBS 11 in DFW reports today that former major league pitcher and current bullpen coach of the Seattle Mariners John Wetteland has been hospitalized at Denton Regional Medical Center in the Dallas area.

(Wetteland was World Series MVP for Yankees in 1996)
Denton County officials say Wetteland was hospitalized for a mental health issue. The Denton […]

WVLT-TV in Knoxville, TN, via J.T. at CFT, has exclusive video of Tennessee football players Mike Edwards and Nu’Keese Richardson getting cuffed and stuffed by local police last night after they tried to rob two people at a gas station earlier in the evening.

(Mike Edwards: If they only didn’t need extra dime for the coin-op […]

This past Monday, Boise State became the fifth college sports program (and the first outside the BCS) to get their team’s logo on an airplane; they joined the Pac-10 members in Oregon and Washington as partners with Horizon Air.

(Waaaaait a minute. A twin prop? You couldn’t even get your logo on a real jet? Boise, […]

From the people who gave us dolphin slaughter and the hay fever hat, here’s the latest invention from Japan: A bra that can be unfolded and used as a putting green. Finally, a way for you ladies to work on your short game when you can’t get out to the course. (May also be used […]

UPDATE (1:56p PT): Keith Arnold from NBC Sports and CFT passes along another angle of the cheap shot by Henderson, see embed after the jump.
Jay Christensen at W.O.O. finds an unbelievable cheap shot by Navy’s Nick Henderson on Notre Dame’s Robert Blanton last Saturday.

(The only thing cheaper, more malicious ever seen on a football field) […]

Confused about the seemingly capricious nature of suspensions in the NHL? Thinking justice is subject to the whims and vagaries of Gary Bettman’s drug-addled* conscience? The Maple Leafs-centric DOWN GOES BROWN disagrees, and has put together a foolproof flowchart that explains all the NHL’s disciplinary decisions. It’s funny but frighteningly accurate, one of those “hahaha–hey […]

Sammy Sosa’s ridiculous skin-bleaching got amazingly tame treatment from George Lopez on his night time talkshow on TBS  - considering it was right in Lopez’ wheelhouse:

In watching a bit of the show, Lopez really doesn’t seem much into it. When he’s performing off anything but cue cards, he’s previously performed really blue. The everynight, fake-smile […]