Video: ‘Impossible’ Hoops Shot With a Baseball Bat

It’s fake as Gretz’s teeth.

‘Impossible’ Basketball Shot With Baseball Bat…

Real as Phil Mickelson’s … you know

Fake as Al Michaels’ … you know

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Video after the jump.

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Thanks To Big Bertha, Steve Phillips Can Do Both

Calloway has a new spot touting the Joy of … Golf:

Which gives you more pleasure?

Golf

Sex

Depends on the course

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MLB Hawking $40 ‘Aqua-Titanium’ Supernecklaces

Sometimes, the best scientific breakthroughs come from the unlikeliest of sources. Isaac Newton discovered gravity when he saw an apple fall. Dr. Alexander Fleming discovered penicillin when he accidentally left a petri dish open. And Einstein invented space while tripping on LSD*. But we never thought we’d see the day when Major League Baseball revolutionized […]

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Death Wish: Fan To Ray Lewis, ‘Are you a pussy?

Jose Lambiet of the PALM BEACH POST reports that Ray Lewis spent part of his bye week in Miami, “doing tequila shots in a private suite at Land Shark Stadium last weekend. I guess he couldn’t bear watching his alma mater, the University of Miami, lose to Clemson.”

(Let’s allow Warrick Dunn to answer that: “NO“)
Thanks […]

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Tony Dungy: Tim Tebow “Will Be A Great NFL QB”

Tim Tebow probably never wanted to see the day when he’d be lumped in with such damaged goods as LeGarrette Blount, Michael Vick, and - ugh - Jeff Fisher. But here it is and here we are, Tebow: Tony Dungy has come rushing to your aid. Yes, the St. Jude of sports, the patron saint […]

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LJ’s Agent Can’t Believe Gay Slurs Are Offensive

The Kansas City Chiefs’ Larry Johnson is enjoying an unpaid vacation right now in light of recent statements that were seemingly designed with the specific intent to anger everybody in the team’s organization. Because hey, if you’re mired in the worst season by a starting running back in NFL history, why not alienate everybody in […]

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Ground Beef: Close-Up Of Howard’s Non-Catch

I watched this over and over last night, convinced Ryan Howard caught it. Then I saw the below screen shot this morning:

He didn’t. Video after the jump.

Do you blame umpires for missing Ryan Howard’s non-catch?

Yes

No

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Pushing False Bucs Rumors? That’s A Suspendin’

Briefly yesterday, the sports world was aflitter and atwitter, abuzz and agog at the word coming from Tampa that the Buccaneers’ owners, still reeling from the Bernie Madoff scheme, were going to have to sell the team before next season. The rumor seems to have originated from former Buc Dan Sileo on WDAE 620 AM, […]

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