Finkelstein Lawyer: ‘They Chained Her Like A Dog’

Susan Finkelstein: Victim of circumstance, or the devil? Bensalem, Pa., cops said she flaunted her feminine wares to procure World Series tickets. Finkelstein says she was “just flirting,” with an undercover policeman, and had no plan to offer sex for tickets. Baseball fans are lining up for and against her (a SPORTSBYBROOKS poll ran overwhelmingly […]

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Chad Ochocinco Has a Rather Eclectic Bucket List

Chad Ochocinco’s day in New York today.

Rick Chandler put it best: “Possibly the oddest juxtaposition of words and thoughts ever in a twitter post. Can a person travel so quickly between these three worlds and not be sucked into some sort of black hole?“

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Website: Kim K., Reggie Bush To Marry in 2010

Urban gossip site Bossip.com is reporting today that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have decided to get married in 2010.

(You may feel the need to towel off after reading this too)
Sources close to Kim say she has started planning process her fantasy wedding to boyfriend Reggie Bush. Kim apparently was inspired by Khloe and […]

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Kentucky Brouhaha Over Patterson’s New Truck?

Well, for once it wasn’t a Twitter post that started a huge controversy with an athlete. It was just the little ol’ lead of this LEXINGTON HERALD-LEADER story on Kentucky basketball, in which Wildcats beat reporter Jerry Tipton noted that forward Patrick Patterson drove to Wednesday’s Blue-White game in a brand new, rather expensive truck.

Forgive […]

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Lamar’s Ex: I Don’t Look Like Khloe! (Part Deux)

Lamar Odom’s Baby Momma Liza Morales sent some new glamour shots to Media Takeout in order to protest those who claim she looks like Bigfoot Khloe Kardashian. Here’s the original comparison I posted recently.

New comparison after the jump.

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Aluminum Bat Maker Found Liable In 2003 Death

Back in 2003, Montana high school pitcher Brandon Patch was struck by a line drive from an aluminum bat in his temple during a game. Patch would die from the injuries four hours later; his family, quite understandably, eventually filed a lawsuit.

Their lawsuit, however, wasn’t against staff at the game or anybody else who was […]

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Limbaugh: ‘I’d Like To Have A Beer With McNabb’

Roger Goodell probably didn’t expect The Spanish Inquisition when he went to The Hill on Wednesday for a hearing entitled “Legal Issues Relating to Football Head Injuries.” But that’s what he got, courtesy of Steve King of Iowa (R-Nuts), who used it as an opportunity to grill Goodell on his opposition to Rush Limbaugh as […]

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Siena Saints Senior Guard: “Just-in’love Smith”

I lived this earlier, but had to give STORMING THE FLOOR another mention for its epic breakdown of the best names in college basketball this season.

(God Bless Apostrophes)
I can affirm that Just-in’love Smith is a baller without even seeing him play. How incredible is STF’s list? Nimrod Tishman is at the very, VERY end […]

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Congressman Calls Taylor Mays A “Headhunter”

Oh, sports and politics. You mix together like champagne and sh*t. The latest incident of a politician addressing sports for no discernible reason comes from the House Judiciary Committee, which is addressing the rising evidence of destructive brain trauma in football. That much is okay. Calling out a specific football player, though, come on.

That’s USC […]

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Juan Pablo Montoya: Officially ‘Out Having a Taco

Juan Pablo Montoya having some fun on his Twitter today.

Let’s just hope Montoya steers clear of an inappropriate characterization of that new Black Taco thing.

Bob Griese’s Saturday off will consist of…

Detailing George Bodenheimer’s Bugatti

Catching Les Miserables off-Broadway with Csonka

Dorf on Golf viewing party at Keith J.’s Bel-Air Estate

ESPN-mandated shift freshening salsa […]

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