If there’s any truth at all to a certain Chicago Cubs curse involving livestock, the Green Bay Packers may have bought themselves a whole lot of trouble. We take you now to Tires Plus in Winona, MN, where mechanics working on a car heard strange cries coming from the trunk.

So they open it, and inside […]

POP QUIZ: Suppose you and some friends are out in Berlin (Berlin!) late at night, and the bouncer won’t let you into the club of your choice on account of overcrowding in the place. Do you A: wait patiently, B: find a different bar to go to, or C: try to bribe the bouncer into […]

Not to sound ungrateful for all that we’ve got got, but man - the 21st century was supposed to be so much cooler than it’s actually turning out. When we were growing up we were promised a future of shiny one-piece bodysuits and flying cars. Yet, here we are wearing a polo shirt and jeans, […]

Last Friday, we wrote about Urban Meyer questioning Ron Zook’s reign at Florida, and how horrified the new Gators coach was to learn that during his predecessor’s tenure, freshman players were treated as “non-people“. Hey, you can’t just go around zinging the Zooker without expecting any kind of heated response.

Well, you’ll eventually get a heated […]

Friday night I went to Dodgers-Cubs at Dodger Stadium. I had four choice seats, thanks to Barry, but only ended up using three. I’d hoped to convince a diehard Cubs fan I knew to go, but he repeatedly refused, citing several bad experiences at Chavez Ravine. (He went to Cubs-Padres at Petco instead.)

(MLB/NFL/NBA: Don’t […]

Remember when M. Night Shyamalan made good movies? And I’m not talking about the one with the kid seeing dead people. I’m talking about “Unbreakable”. That’s right, I’m the guy who liked that movie. I’ve stuck to my guns over the years on this on the off chance that the film enjoys a resurgence and […]