Hey there, readers! It’s time once again for another enthralling edition of the SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today’s snazzy snapshot features Polish pole vaulter Anna Rogowska, who celebrates her surprise victory over Russian foe Yelena Isinbayeva at the IAAF World Championships with the help of a furry friend:

(Good thing Anna wasn’t offered a piggyback ride)
So, […]

After yesterday’s sentencing of Plaxico Burress to two years in prison, it seems like you couldn’t turn around without hearing another person wailing, “Donte Stallworth gets 26 days for killing a man and Plaxico gets two years for shooting himself? Where’s the justice! I thought this was America!”

Okay. Back the truck up here. Stallworth and […]

Alcohol and sports - few things in life go so damn well together as these two glorious, delicious, life-sustaining substances. During the fall and winter months, entire weekends are devoted to the consumption of mass quantities of beer and football, and that’s the way it’s supposed to be, dammit - this is America!

But unfortunately, not […]

Remember the big deal that was made when David Beckham made his return to LA Galaxy, and the fans were mean, then he challenged one to a fight, and the fan said sure, then the fan got out of his seat, and the two so totally almost fought if they’d been 40 feet closer to […]

Just when you thought things couldn’t get any weirder in Raiderland, the Internets are buzzing over a report published on NATIONAL FOOTBALL POST yesterday that cites anonymous sources detailing exactly what Tom Cable did to assistant Randy Hanson. If you aren’t familiar with what’s going on, we told you that Cable is alleged to have […]