Remember when they released the “Cocoon” DVD, and it included that hilarious deleted scene in which all the old people went bowling, and then beat up a teenaged purse snatcher? Oh wait, that might have been real life. Moral of story: Do not attempt to steal things during V.I.P. Trio Summer League at Hillsboro Park […]

Every time we get the notion that the Jeremy Mayfield Meth Saga is over and done and he’s going to come clean, something inexplicably pops up that lends credence to his story, and we’re forced to reconsider facts of the case that would otherwise be beyond second thought.

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Well, this is awkward. It hasn’t even been a month since the Erin Andrews peephole video sent the mainstream media into a self-righteous feeding frenzy denouncing the lascivious nature of evil exploitative bloggers, but that apparently isn’t enough to stop GQ from publishing a sporty, sexytime photo shoot with Andrews taken earlier this year. Hey, […]

Let’s feel a moment of pity for the Georgia Bulldogs: the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party Coke Orgy Okay Back To Cocktail Party has been largely dominated by Florida recently, with the Gators winning 16 of the last 19 and heavily favored to make it 17 of 20 this fall. So Georgia needs to figure […]

The Oakland Raiders: they put the “Holy crap, Coach just slugged an assistant!” in “dysfunction.” At least, we’ll have to assume that’s what happened, as Raiders head coach Tom Cable (who is not, by the way, in way over his head) didn’t do much to clarify reports that he broke the jaw of defensive assistant […]