Caption Contest: Another Side of Jelena Jankovic

Hey there, readers! Time to put on your tawdry thinking caps, ’cause here comes another edition of the SbB Clever Caption Contest!
Today we take a closer look at tennis star Jelena Jankovic:

So, how would you describe this scene? Type in your suggestions in the comments section linked below. Winning quip will be announced in the […]

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Nats’ Announcers Get Apopleptic Over Strasburg

As we mentioned over the weekend, the Washington Nationals’ brass were all in California, ostensibly to convince Stephen Strasburg to sign before the deadline of midnight tonight. But the weekend came and went without a deal, and the odds are awfully low that Strasburg’s a member of the Nats by the time the clock strikes […]

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South African Welfare Now Includes World Cup Tix

For the past couple years, the Republic of South Africa has been loudly proclaiming that the 2010 World Cup is going to be a smashing success, that their country will have no problems hosting the world’s largest sporting event, and that everything is going perfectly according to plan. The one thing they forgot, though, is […]

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UNM Football Sued For Trying To Only Hire Hotties

As Coach Tony D’Amato might say, recruiting is a game of inches, and any advantage a coach can legally grab is one he’ll claw for like a crack addict who sees a stray rock behind the refrigerator. But that word - legally - regularly confounds the majority of coaches, who are usually no match for […]

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