You see in Brazil, they know how to scorn an opponent. You make your tiny, weak sign accusing Manny Ramirez of taking steroids, they unfurl a giant banner declaring Ronaldo “King of the Transvestites”. Nice teamwork and execution there. Plus, it’s a positive, upbeat message: They’re not saying that Ronaldo is a “dirty transvestite lover” […]

If there’s one thing an experienced male laptop owner knows, it’s to keep nothing sensitive on the laptop, should it fall into the wrong hands. Sure, that might mean credit cards or something, but since we’re talking about men, we’re talking about porno. The last thing you want is some stranger digging through and finding […]

Even though he spent 18 months in federal prison and two seasons out of the NFL, Michael Vick still has a chance to once again become an actual, legitimate NFL football player. It’s a lot more than most convicted felons can say about their pre-crime careers, but the NFL is truly a meritocracy; if Vick […]

You would think, post-Plaxico and post-Pacman, that the NFL would want to be a little skittish around guns these days. Ah, but before then, it was a different time, and players could pack more steel than the Eiffel Tower.

(Maybe they’re just getting ready to relocate the franchise to Mogadishu.)
And hey, speaking of steel, it’s our […]

While the whole Reggie Miller-Ali Kay-Alex Von Furstenberg flirting fiasco plays out, we would be remiss in not acknowledging Ms. Kay’s contributions to the world of high-priced clothing.

(Ali [inset], with some samples of her wearable wares)
Yes, like her soon-to-be (maybe) mother-in-law Diane Von Furstenberg, Ali is a fashion designer - she started the Keep […]

As Brooks mentioned late last night, the LOUISVILLE COURIER-JOURNAL is reporting that Rick Pitino admitted to police that he had sex with Karen Sypher, the woman he has accused of extortion, then paid her $3,000 to get an abortion when she became pregnant. All of this happened back in 2003, and the reasons behind his […]