Danica Assures: ‘As long as I’m exposed in public’

The CANADIAN PRESS catches up to Danica Patrick to get her obligatory reax to the Erin Andrews peephole videosĀ  - and the results are truly spectacular. Patrick starts us off by assuring us …

“It’s not going to go away any time soon, probably not as long as I’m exposed in public and racing.”
OK, […]

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New “Brothers” Show Is Full of Zingers! (w/ Video)

Without a doubt, the show most likely to set the new fall lineup on fire is FOX’s new “Brothers” sitcom, starring Michael Strahan as - you’ll never guess - a retired football player named Mike. Oh, but the laughs don’t end there.

(That’s his character’s handicapped brother, and if you think they’ll tackle that issue […]

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Aaron Putting Screws To Selig To Reinstate Rose

You know, we could just make Hank Aaron our baseball commissioner, eliminate the middle man and save ourselves a lot of unnecessary pain and suffering. For someone who’s been so reticent for the past few … well, his entire life, Aaron sure is surprising us this week with his high profile. A day after he […]

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Welcome To The Canadian Open… In Afghanistan

The “real” Canadian Open, home of the wildest hole-in-one you’ve ever seen, is being delayed by stormy weather. That information comes to us from correspondent Win McMurry (below left), and uh, FTW, indeed.

(”Damn it, in the sand again. Okay, hand me my automatic assault rifle wedge.”)
No such bad luck in Afghanistan, though, where the […]

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Things Not Going Swimmingly For O.J. In Prison

Where’s an impassioned Terrell Owens Twitter campaign when you really need one? Opening oral arguments on O.J. Simpson’s appeal will be heard by the Nevada Supreme Court on Aug. 3, but one report from the Nevada prison in which he currently resides leads us to believe that he may never make it that far. O.J. […]

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When Is A Sports Crowd of 180,000 Disappointing?

Normally, when you hear that 180,000 fans showed up for a sporting event, the sensible immediate reaction is, “Oh god, the stadium collapsed, we just had a horrific tragedy, I should call my family.” After all, the largest football stadiums hold little more than half that figure, and those are the largest field-based sports stadiums […]

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Speed Read: T.O. Lobbies, Tweets For Mike Vick

When SbB held its first 30-day moratorium poll this past week, I was somewhat disappointed that there could be only one winner. And while the actual choice (who shall not be named) was fine enough, it meant that we were still going to have to talk about what Terrell Owens is doing.

And that, today, is […]

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