• Buxom British model Katie “Jordan” Price is back on the scene, seeking to shag some soccer superstars.

• MLB instant replay: It shouldn’t be just for home runs anymore.
• SEC college football is coming to a TV set near you. Just try and stop it.
• Part 2 of Adam J’s expose on the Register’s Annual […]

Meet Tim Kennedy, a combat veteran who is assigned to the 7th Special Forces Group at Fort Bragg, N.C. (read: Green Beret). At least he will be posted there until Aug. 4, when his six-year enlistment runs out. Kennedy is choosing not to return, because his unit commanders won’t let him participate in his other […]

We’ve always had a theory about why so many pro athletes slap their names on restaurants. Some people might think it’s because athletes have a genetic predisposition towards bad investments, or that they’re narcissistic enough to find the idea of their name on the front of an overpriced steakhouse too alluring to pass up. We […]

So here’s today’s question to ponder while waiting in line at Starbucks: What would Pele, perhaps the greatest player ever in the world’s most popular sport, make today in endorsement deals? Is there a dump truck big enough to transport all that loot? As big as Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan are in the corporate […]

Roddy Piper, in his defining role as Nada in the seminal classic They Live, uttered one of the finest lines in cinematic history just 20 short years ago: “I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I’m all out of gum.”

(Surely an upstanding peer like Mickey Rourke never would have encouraged substance […]

Happy to report that Ebaumnation.com has a much, MUCH better video clip of LeBron James getting dunked on by Jordan Crawford.

See for yourself after the jump.

Because I know that you’ve been clamoring for justice in the sad deaths of little-person Mexican wrestlers La Parkita and Espectrito Jr., I bring you this breaking news. A woman has been detained by Mexican police, who believe she is one of the two presumed prostitutes who drugged the tiny wrestlers in a hotel room, […]

For those of you who just can’t wait for the TV show tonight, TMZ has just posted video of the Jordan Crawford dunk on LeBron James that Nike doesn’t want you to see (click on pic to watch):

(OMG! Did you see that? Can you see that? Can you see anything?)
Amazing, isn’t it? Well, it […]

Although actual religion is the official religion of the state of Texas, football is a close second. If you’re lucky, you choose your colors and root accordingly; most are born into a sect of fandom.

(Shouldn’t the eyes of Texas have been upon something else?)
So even though there are no known suspects or leads in […]

Seriously LeBron, if you hadn’t had your Nike stooges confiscate the tapes in the first place, we wouldn’t be here today. TMZ says that it has footage of the now infamous face-dunk that padawan learner Jordan Crawford inflicted on James at summer camp some weeks back, and they’re rolling it out both on their web […]