EA Told Dana White MMA “Not A Real Sport” In ‘08

As you might recall, EA Sports revealed that they’re developing an MMA game, cleverly titled “MMA.” That’s strange, because the UFC already has their own game through THQ (with their own fighters, naturally) that’s already out and selling reasonably well.

(Are they seriously trying to brand this thing with a tramp stamp?)
Then again, it’s also strange […]

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In Which Albert Pujols Invites You Into His Bathtub

To recap, Albert Pujols does not take steroids — and to prove it, won’t you please accept this tube of scented bath gel and join him in the tub? Our Cardinals hero used the day before the All-Star game to reiterate his contention that his numbers are not chemically enhanced, and in fact he’s getting […]

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Delaware Just Got A Whole Lot More Interesting

When most people think of Delaware, one of four (and only four) things comes to mind: native son Joe Biden, Delaware General Corporation Law, that one scene from Wayne’s World, or that Delaware was the first state to ratify the Constitution. No other answers will be accepted - sorry, Blue Hens fans.

 (Imagine being able to […]

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New Device to Limit Jake Delhomme Interceptions?

The next step toward the inevitable future of football — robot players — has been taken by the new United Football League. A Miami-based technology company has invented The ID Coach, an electronic wristband device that quarterbacks will wear in which plays, and possibly their favorite TV shows, can be transmitted to them during games.

Somehow […]

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Speed Read: Pics Of Gatti’s Wife, Murder Weapons

We mentioned this weekend that former champion boxer Arturo Gatti’s wife Amanda Rodrigues was being held in connection with his death while the couple were on a second honeymoon. While it’s up to Brazilian prosecutors to file the actual murder charges, the police seem pretty sure that Rodrigues is guilty - sure enough to declare […]

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Erin Andrews’ Scary-Thin Look Has Me Worried

THE SPORTS HERNIA captures an alarming image from ESPN’s regretfully HD coverage of the MLB All-Star festivities last night:

(SbBTards: Save The ‘Why Doesn’t She Borrow Some Of Holly Rowe‘ Jokes)
Erin Andrews clearly has lost too much weight, so if someone at ESPN hasn’t already said something to her about it, they need to intervene […]

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