Keeping Abreast of Soccer WAG Swimsuit Slippage

• Soccer WAG Abbey Clancy really needs to find a swimsuit top that fits.

• Just a few weeks before his death in an alleged murder-suicide, Steve McNair had filmed a public service announcement about suicide prevention.
• An Aussie tennis player gets slapped with a fine & suspended for six months for shouting a racial slur […]

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Cowboys DE Hid From Coach To Let Backup Play?

We demand certain things from our athletes, including a singular need to play as much and as often as possible, consequences be damned. What story’s greater than Willis Reed limping out of the tunnel on a severely sprained ankle to help secure the 1970 NBA Finals or David Eckstein winning the 2006 World Series MVP […]

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Steve McNair Tribute Draws ‘Em In The Thousands

It’s perhaps fitting that after a full-court press that detailed every grisly, sordid detail of the man’s life, This Week In Steve McNair Coverage will wind down on a more uplifting note. Specifically, the thousands of fans who turned out in Nashville outside of a funeral home to pay tribute to the ex-Titans star, who […]

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Holy Tramp Stamp! SI Airbrushed Anna K. Too?!

While sifting through some recent photos of Anna Kournikova at a charity event yesterday, I happened upon this photo:

Kournikova over the past decade is one of the most photographed women in the world, but I don’t recall ever seeing that monster tramp stamp. Turns out I was a little late to the party - her […]

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Ozzie: Colon Likely Crying Over Michael Jackson

Bartolo Colon is still scheduled to pitch in a rehab assignment tonight for the White Sox Triple-A affiliate in Charlotte, but there’s a problem. No one’s still quite sure he’s going to show up. Colon was completely AWOL until late Tuesday, when the White Sox said that they finally got in touch with him. What’s […]

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Football Star Racks Up Offers, Criminal Charges

Remember Tebucky Jones? Of course you do; everybody remembers their first Tebucky. For the youngins, though, Jones played in the NFL for several seasons at safety, even winning a Super Bowl with the Patriots back in 2001.

(He’s a wide receiver? I thought guys only played receiver if they didn’t like to hit.)
These days, Jones is […]

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Erin Andrews Is Down! Medic! (Takes Ball To Chin)

Sure she’s hot and all, but sometimes you have to keep Erin Andrews from crowding the interview. Look, all I’m saying is that she saunters up with that microphone like she owns the place, flaunting her looks, in your grill with the questions. What’s the solution? A little chin music. That’ll teach her.

Actually it was […]

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Saints Release Player Over Botched Investments?

As long snappers go, Kevin Houser was unremarkable. That may not seem like a compliment, but considering the fact that the only time anyone ever talks about a long snapper is when he screws something up, “unremarkable” is the gold standard for long snappers. To that end, he never biffed a snap that led to […]

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Cheerleader Rips Off Wheelchair-Bound Moppet?

In a story which surely proves that mankind is pretty much just running out the clock at this point, a high school cheerleader in Marietta, Georgia, has been arrested for stealing a cash box right from the lap of a 9-year-old girl in a wheelchair. Yep. So, we’re closing society for a while until we […]

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Mayfield Finds NASCAR Drug Test Trouble. Again

You probably remember the saga of Jeremy Mayfield, his bizarre positive test for methamphetamines and the ensuing follies. As sublimely entertaining as it would be to put a tweaker behind the wheel of a car pushing 190 mph, it’s probably dangerous, and he was suspended despite repeated denials of drug use.

(He would later make a […]

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