Week In Review: Reggie & Kim K. Kaput as Couple

• First Tony & Jess, and now Reggie Bush & Kim Kardashian call it quits. NFL star giving his Hollywood honey the heave-ho trifecta now in play.

• Tour de France teammate Alberto Contador has some strong words for Livestrong leader Lance Armstrong.
• Florida Panthers exec Uri Man is the man for making moves on Fox […]

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Sara Carbonero Super in Spanish Sports Coverage

SbB: Scanning the globe to bring you the best in sexy sports reporting. We’ve marveled at Molly Sullivan of the Mountain West Sports Network. We’ve shown off Charlotte Jackson of the UK’s Setanta Sports. We’ve gazed upon the glory that is Ines Sainz of Mexico’s TV Azteca. And now we cast our eyes on the […]

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Victor Martinez Bobblehead Night … Awk-ward

And so we learn the folly of scheduling a bobblehead night featuring one of your star players on the day after the MLB trading deadline. The Cleveland Indians have some ’splainin’ to do on Saturday during Victor Martinez Bobblehead Night. I hear that anyone who’s anyone in Cleveland will be there, except of course Victor […]

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‘Canes QB Questions Tim Tebow’s Virginity Claims

You have to respect Tim Tebow’s decision to admit that he’s still a virgin. It can be very difficult for a superstar Heisman-winning college quarterback to resist the sordid temptations of the fairer sex - i.e. get it on with the girls. Especially at such an institution like the University of Florida, alma mater of […]

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“Arvydas Sabonis Look-Alike Sperm”: Want Some?

For those who have problems with the traditional methods of producing babies - waiting for the stork, as we understand it, since all bloggers are virgins - there’s always the option of using a sperm bank.

(So cute, SO CUUUUUUTE!)
Now, most people wouldn’t trust their ovaries to just any random babyjuice, so the donors are subjected […]

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Louisville: Erin Andrews ‘Hubba Hubba’ Post Fake

Louisville football coach Steve Kragthorpe did not write “Hubba Hubba” on his Twitter feed in reference to the Erin Andrews hotel peephole video, says the University of Louisville. It was sent from a fake Twitter account. And now U of L spokesman Rocco Gasparro has a message to all fake Twitterers: You realize of course, […]

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New Lions Coach Doesn’t Read Books By Women

Sometimes, we write headlines that are a little misleading to draw you, the reader, in for more. We don’t do it often, since that sort of stuff gets played out real quick, but it happens. Happens everywhere.

(”It’s like they figured out a way to type with their vaginas. Can I say that?”)
This, amazingly, is not […]

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Update: Miami Herald Backs Off From Vick Report

The Michael Vick-sighted-in-Foxboro saga continues: Jeff Darlington of the MIAMI HERALD has fallen on his sword, retracting an earlier report that Michael Vick had been spotted working out for the Patriots today. The Patriots are also confirming that Vick was not there.

After other reliable sources said it wasn’t true, Darlington backed off. During a week […]

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A Revealing Quiz On The ‘Big Four’ Sports Teams

Heavy users of the Internet - most of whom are, in fact, quite heavy - know that as timesuckers go, nothing matches SPORCLE and its plethora of largely useless quizzes.

(If you see this logo, your productivity’s already dead.)
There are lessons to be learned from it, though, especially when it comes to brand recognition. Marketing advisors […]

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Sports Cereal: A Spoonful Of Weird In Every Bite

I’m on west coast time, so it’s only now time to sit down for breakfast. Let’s see, which will it be this morning? “Houston’s Triple Play” (fortified with eight different kinds of Fail), or “Derek Jeter’s” (real bits of Derek Jeter in every spoonful!)? Hey Dara, where’s the milk?

With the unsettling news that Terrell Owens […]

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