Unlike maddeningly-natural Romanian tennis player Simona Halep, who we introduced to the world in late April, I can’t claim to have launched former figure skater Anna Semenovich’s now-worldwide appeal.

(What lovely earrings)
When I first posted photos and videos of her last year, the regrettably-named Russian had already seen her fake boobs career asplode as a […]

Last time we checked in on former NFL running back Herschel Walker, he was shocking the sports world with his admission that he suffered from multiple personality disorder during his playing career. Nobody seemed to remember him being crazy, just 20 different kinds of badass. For him to conceal his struggles and conquer them without […]

I’ve officially succumbed to Twitter. My only wish is it had a feature that blocks one’s ability to Tweet after say, midnight local time. For obvious reasons. App? Anyone?

(You’ll have to pry my camera away from my cold, dead hands, babo)
We’re about done upgrading SbB server capacity, so the annoying site slowdowns will soon […]

One of the universe’s greatest unsolved mysteries, up there with quantum physics and the question of extraterrestrial life, is the continued employment of MLB “pitcher” Sidney Ponson. Ponson, a known menace and professional DUI-getter, has a career record of 90-106 and an ERA of just under 5.00. His mediocrity on the mound is only a […]

We’ve heard the BCS called a lot of names over the years, but Air Force coach Troy Calhoun is taking it to a whole new level. That’s right, according to Calhoun, the BCS is just a bunch of commie pinko bastards.

(”BCS! BCS! BCS!”)
At a luncheon featuring the coaches of Colorado’s NCAA football programs, Calhoun […]

Rays fans didn’t exactly go crazy for the World Series rematch with the Phillies at the Trop this week — they didn’t get a crowd that topped 21,000. But one Rays fan got his money’s worth down by the Phils’ bullpen, and ended up getting allegedly smacked around by J.C. Romero.

Romero, if you didn’t know, […]

“Red Sox Nation” may be a myth, but there is a Boston bar in just about every city in the country. So with the Sox coming to down, some Boston fans wanted to know where in DC he could find a bar to watch the games with like minded individuals. They made the mistake […]

If you’re born with a stutter, don’t go into public speaking. If you’re born without hands and feet, don’t go into MMA. And if you’re allergic to grass, maybe professional tennis player isn’t the job for you.

Viktor Troicki is allergic to grass, and not in the Rafael-Nadal-is-only-good-on-clay sense. As if having to play national hero […]

It’s easy to understand Ricky Rubio’s reluctance to leave the sun, style and nightlife of Spain for Minnesota. But when UNC’s Wayne Ellington said he was hoping to be drafted by his hometown 76ers, I did a double take. Wayne! Anyone who even survives 18 years in Philly is blessed. Why do you want […]

The ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER has new information from the grand jury investigation into the car crash that killed Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim rookie pitcher Nick Adenhart. And if you didn’t already have the overwhelming urge to see accused DUI driver Andrew Gallo murdered in the most sadistic and cruel manner possible before, you will […]