Week In Review: Laker Fans’ Celebration is a Riot

• The Lakers win the NBA title, and many Angelenos celebrate accordingly - if “Angeleno” is Spanish for “a$$hole“.

• Baseball phenom Bryce Harper don’t need no education, plans to skip final two years of high school to become eligible for next year’s MLB draft.
• Posing for a new photoshoot, Anna Kournikova shows she’s still A-OK.
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Baseball Coach Whizzes In Front Of Police Chief

For anyone who has seen “The Bad News Bears” (the real one, not the awful remake with Billy Bob Thornton), the idea of a drunk Little League coach can seem humorous. But as someone who had a coach in real life who was blitzed about 50 percent of the time, I can tell you it’s […]

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“JoePa’s Sports Grille” Has A Tiny Little Problem

Obviously, the patron saint of football (and maybe even sports in general) in Pennsylvania is Joe Paterno. He’s iconic. He’s superfamous. He’s more loved than Barack Obama’s puppy. And now he’s the face of a restaurant in Shippensburg.

Yes, it’s “JoePa’s Sports Grille,” replete with a cardboard cutout of the wise old coach. General Manager Mike […]

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A One-Stop Shop for All Your Tennis Upskirt Needs

Ever feel the need to gaze at some upskirt pics of some of your favorite female tennis players, but gosh darn it, you just don’t have the time to go surfing through the Interwebs compiling your perverted photo collection? Luckily, there’s now one place to serve all your court-related panty-peeking needs.

(Uncovering tennis undies, from front […]

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Baseball’s Whistleblower Up For HOF Nomination

Eleven years ago, the world of sports was a very different place. Internet usage was in its relative infancy, ESPN cared more about televising sports news than people shouting at each other, and steroids were something that old-timey football players like Lyle Alzado used. That summer, Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa would capture the nation’s […]

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Former Brown Bernie Kosar Files For Bankruptcy

Not many people remember it, but in the early ’80s, the Miami Hurricanes had a great stretch of quarterbacks. Jim Kelly graduated in 1982, then Bernie Kosar in 1984, then Vinny Testaverde two years after that. A friend of ours always refers to Testaverde as “Vertical Testes,” but that’s neither here nor there. We digress.

(Although […]

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Nothing Good Ever Happens At Denny’s Late Night

You have to give former New Mexico running back Lavon Ealy credit - even though it’s been a few years, he apparently hasn’t lost his elusiveness or his toughness. At least, judging by the fact that KOAT-TV in Albuquerque reports that he was able to almost elude police who had come to question him at […]

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Capris Bad For Knees? Nadal To Miss Wimbledon

It has not been a good few months for Rafael Nadal. After his win over Roger Federer at Wimbledon a year ago that seemed to cement his status as the best tennis player in the world, everything has gone south. The Spaniard lost on clay to Federer in Madrid, then bowed out in the quarterfinals […]

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Is Today The End Of F1 Racing As We Know It?

Despite what the fans of good ol’ fashioned American NASCAR racing might tell you in between mainlining high fructose corn syrup and Busch Light, the most popular auto racing series in the world is Formula One. Not only do its races feature crazy foreign things like both right AND left turns, its cars are some […]

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Joe Posnanski Goes Off On Harold Reynolds Rant

Sportswriter Joe Posnanski is generally recognized as one of the nicest guys in the business. While many sportswriters (and, truth be told, bloggers) have made a name for themselves being shouty and contrarian about everything sports has to offer, Posnanski has more often than not celebrated sports, the personalities playing them, and reminded us why […]

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