When Groundskeepers Go Bad: Drug Bust In Idaho

Police raided a swank golf and country club in McCall, Idaho, on Monday and seized a half-pound of cocaine, arresting the head groundskeeper and 12 other course employees. Judge Smails is going to be really pissed when he finds out.

Jose Guadalupe Gonzalez Valdez was named as the ringleader of the operation, with Valley County sheriff’s […]

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Japanese Fans Really Want Bobby Valentine Back

You must grant Bobby Valentine this: he understands the strong influence of persistence. When other managers would have interpreted an ejection as an excuse to leave the game early, he donned a disguise and waltzed back into the dugout. He didn’t actually waltz; you know what I mean. When most managers would have taken a […]

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The Stephen A. Smith Podcast Is Here! Hooray!

Just when you thought that sports journalism couldn’t possibly get louder or more self righteous, Stephen A. Smith rolls out the next phase in his plan for world domination. HELLO AMERICA; IT’S THE STEPHEN A. SMITH PODCAST. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PODCAST YOU’LL EVER HEAR.

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Stephen A.’s first victim […]

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Speed Read: Derek Fisher Needs a Nickname Now

Dagger Derek? Darned Important Shot Derek?
Derek and the Three-Point Dominoes?
Perhaps the experts should handle the new handle for Derek Fisher now that he’s sunk another huge shot to carry the Lakers into overtime, where they took a formidable 3-1 series lead via a 99-91 triumph in Orlando last night. A three-pointer on an unusual inbounds […]

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