Lakers Win Due To No Goaltending Call On Gasol?

• The Lakers had a tougher time in Game 2, needing overtime to beat the Magic - and no goaltending calls on Courtney Lee’s final regulation shot.

• Could Pacman Jones be wocka-wocka-walking back to the Cowboys?
• Chad Johnson Ochocinco embraces his newfound “Mexican” heritage by already planning his 1st TD celebration - hanging a pinata […]

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Cowboys Director Opens New Stadium With DUI

You know, the Dallas Cowboys might just want to stop building things from now on. As mentioned here earlier today, the new stadium opened this weekend with a gala concert featuring two of the most relevant country music superstars of 1985 — George Strait and Reba McEntire.

(”The margarita machine’s going over there.”)
Arlington police said […]

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Cal Selling $225K PSLs To Prevent Quake Damage

Here at SPORTSbyBROOKS, we claim to be many things. Foremost amongst those things are sports fans, admirers of the female form, and chroniclers of the human condition. One position we have never claimed as our own is that of civil engineer and/or architect. That said, we here at SbB are pretty confident in saying that […]

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Jilted ISU Fans Harass Wrestling Legend’s Family

Recall, if you will, the collective jaw of the sports world hitting the floor in April when Iowa State’s superhero, Cael Sanderson, decided to leave ISU for the relatively unheralded Penn State. While most of the wrestling world pointed and laughed at ISU, Cyclone fans were livid, and probably rightfully so.

(”Hey, let’s make this guy […]

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Andre Rison Proclaims Self Best WR Of All Time

Best wide receiver of all time? That’s easy — it’s Andre Rison … um, according to Andre Rison. And if he owned NFL Films, he could prove it. Wait, what?

Rison, in an interview with the ATLANTA JOURNAL-CONSTITUTION which was published on Sunday, says that Jerry Rice has been unfairly called the best receiver of all […]

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Drunk Driver Pleads Not Guilty In Adenhart Death

In case everything surrounding the collision that killed Angels rookie Nick Adenhart and two others wasn’t depressing enough, it’s time to introduce another, different soul-crushing aspect to the mix: the protracted legal battle.

That’s because Andrew Thomas Gallo, the accused drunk driver, has pled not guilty to the three counts of murder, the one count of […]

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HemiGirl Resigns From Lingerie Football League!

Lost amidst all of this recent Brett Favre news is the sudden retirement of a quarterback which actually interests me. Sadly, the New York Majesty will be without their projected starting quarterback, Melissa Anne Teixeira (also known as HemiGirl) in its upcoming Lingerie Football League season.

Miss Teixeira, you see, is from Massachusetts, and had been […]

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Former Auburn Coordinator: “All They Do Is Pray”

David Cross once said, “The South has a certain kind of ignorance that is deeper and truer, more unwavering and steadfast in ignorance than the rest of the country has. And just for a lack of a better term, let’s call it Southern Baptist.” While we’d never criticize another man’s religion - if God tells […]

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We Know Not Of This ‘Goaltending’ You Speak Of

We went over the big NBA Finals overtime tussle ‘tween the Lakers and Magic in pretty detailed fashion this morning, but this photo warrants a little more discussion, IMHO. Yes, it’s time once again to play America’s favorite game show, “Is That Goaltending?”

Sunday’s contestants — Courtney Lee of the Magic and Pau Gasol of the […]

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Rodney Harrison: New NFL Is “Soft, Pansy Sport”

In the immediate wake of his career-ending injury and amid speculation that he’ll join NBC’s NFL broadcast team, it seems like Rodney Harrison would have no need to manufacture a presence in the headlines. You’d think, anyway.

(”What do you mean, I can’t give a receiver an ass full of pipe wrench if he comes over […]

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