• AVP fans will no longer be able to drink in the sights of the Cuervo Girls.

(”Wait - we’re out of a job?!?!”)
• Brewers fans will finally get to see some great baseball at Miller Park - they’ll be showing “The Sandlot” in the stadium parking lot.
• Michael Irvin sued for stealing reality show […]

You were awful in Little League as a kid, which prematurely ended your dreams of being a professional athlete. Throughout high school you harbored hatred for the jocks, and as a grown man you reached a breaking point one lonely morning watching “SportsCenter”. So you took it upon yourself to target a group of athletes […]

With the NBA Finals kicking off and the NHL’s Stanley Cup Finals continuing this evening, let’s take a minute and revisit some basic tenets of sportsmanship. Team and city rivalries can get pretty heated from time to time, and the last thing we want to have happen is for, say, a Penguins fan to get […]

The career arc of Lil Wayne is a curious one. He dropped out of school and got famous rapping before most young men get mustaches, at the young age of 14. Normally, fame at 14 equals unrivaled success followed by equally rapid descent, at which point the chemicals take over and it’s ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: TOTAL […]

So I’ve always wondered exactly what goes on during a typical day in Jereme Rogers’ neighborhood. Now I know. The pro skateboarder — who was TransWorld Skateboarding’s 2006 Rookie of the Year — had to be subdued by police on Monday after he stripped naked, climbed onto the roof of his home and began preaching […]

This is a rather unique post: it’s a bit of a tear-jerker, but at the same time, it’s gross. It’s really gross. Like, if you’re about to eat or have eaten recently, just go here for a while. We’ll understand. If you’re ready to press on, then… buckle up.

(Here’s the good news.)
Jeff Kerr, the jack […]

I’ve attended several AVP Pro Beach Volleyball Tour events in my day, and so have come to appreciate the fine work of the Cuervo Girls. Not only does one have to have a body to fill out the uniform to be a Cuervo Girl, but a strong arm to reach the upper rows with promotional […]

I have sad news: Your oversized Madonna photos are officially obsolete (”Why?!” *sobbing*). But cheer up, Yankee haters, and get to work on those Kate Hudson masks, pronto. America’s favorite steroid abuser has been seen canoodling with the engine that drove “You, Me and Dupree” for the past couple of weeks, but now it’s more […]

Among the multitudinous companies with egg dripping from their faces as Dwight Howard and the Magic dispatched LeBron James and his Cavaliers in the Eastern Conference Finals was Vitamin Water (yes, the label looks like “vitaminwater,” but that drives my spellchecker insane and I hate uncapitalized company names). Their Kobe vs. LeBron campaign had been […]

The NBA Finals kick off tonight, as the Los Angeles Lakers play host to the Orlando Magic. Of course, that really doesn’t matter for the other 28 teams whose seasons have already ended. But some players have found fun ways to spend their sooner-than-hoped offseasons. One popular choice appears to be hitting the beach with […]