Adriana Lima Blessed With Child, Thanks to Marko

• Not only did Memphis Grizzly Marko Jaric get to marry Victoria’s Secret supermodel Adriana Lima, he also got to impregnate her.

(Now that’s what you call one hot mama!)
• Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson & Eagles WR Hank Baskett spend their Memorial Day weekend foolin’ around in the pool with Holly Madison.
• Jocelyne & […]

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NCAA Football Making Final Coaches’ Poll Secret

In the patchwork quilt of subjectivity that makes up the BCS, perhaps the most bizarre aspect is the coaches’ poll. While on one hand, it seems like coaches would be most qualified to judge the merit of one team over another, realistically, there’s no one coach or coaching staff who knows enough about the entire […]

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Charlie Manuel Wants Phillies Fans To Boo. Really.

Yes, the headline seems confusing, but that’s essentially what Phillies manager Charlie Manuel is begging for: Philly fans to boo. Yes, it’s like asking fish to swim, but evidently Philly fans have actually done the impossible in the aftermath of their team’s World Series title: They’ve become too polite.

(They’re not saying “Boo,” they’re saying “Lewww.” […]

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NBA Player Jumps In River To Save Woman’s Life

Because it’s unlikely that a member of the Sacramento Kings is ever going to get any media attention for something they did on a basketball court, rookie forward Donte Greene decided that he needed to make a splash off the court.

And make a splash he did. During Memorial Day weekend, Donte jumped into the American […]

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Tennis Pro Talks About Moroccan Cab Adventure

The lives of most pro athletes is much different than you’d imagine. We see the full arenas on ESPNs and the mansions on MTV’s Cribs, but there are scores of minor leagues and lesser circuits around the world featuring thousands of professional athletes trying to make a living off their physical abilities. For every LeBron […]

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Naked Sunbather Arrested On English Golf Course

When shooting a few rounds on the local fairways, it’s always good to keep an eye out for any balls in the rough. Especially if they’re attached to a guy on the golf course who’s sunbathing naked.

(Unfortunately, we have don’t have a photo of said naked sunbather. So here’s a shot of a semi-naked Anna […]

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Yeah, Being Erin Andrews Is Simply A Living Hell

Erin Andrews is back for the second straight year as “sideline reporter” at the Scripps National Spelling Bee, which begins today. As if the event isn’t nerve-wracking enough for these kids. She got the gig, of course, because she is an excellent speller … and for no other reason. Oh, except for her breasts.

Sorry. The […]

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FSU WR Arrested & Charged With Chair Assault

If you need proof that the Florida State football program has declined in importance in recent years, consider the fact that it has been nearly four whole months since a FSU football player has been arrested, shot, put on probation, or indicted. That’s a statistic that wasn’t boding well for their chances for success in […]

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The Nationals Are Not Exactly Hooked On Phonics

You laughed at their jerseys, and searched their media guide to no avail trying to find someone named Jordan Zimmerman. Now the Washington Nationals have struck again. Hmm. Instead of signing a pitcher before the trading deadline, I suggest a couple of characters from “Sesame Street.”

The most remedial of all major professional sports franchises is […]

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Hottie Hockey Playing Sisters Heading Back Home

It’s been some tough times for the University of North Dakota. The state’s Board of Higher Education had recently ruled that the school must drop its beloved but controversial “Fighting Sioux” nickname by October 1, unless it can get the okay from the state’s two Sioux Indian tribes to let the college keep it. But […]

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