• Wondering who that bikini-clad brunette babe is in Mark Sanchez’s GQ photoshoot? Wonder no more - say hello to Hilary Rhoda.

• The L.A. Clippers win the 1st pick in the NBA lottery. Can’t wait to see how they screw it up this time!
• Najeh Davenport won’t take any crap from thieves trying to steal […]

Some terrible news coming out from Fountain Hills, Arizona, as Gabrielle Dawn Schoeneweis, wife of longtime major league pitcher & current Diamondback Scott Schoeneweis, was found dead in her home this afternoon.

As this story is unfolding as we speak, details are few and far between. According to AZCENTRAL.COM, one thing we do know, sadly, is […]

Andrew Giuliani’s absurd lawsuit against Duke University for kicking him off the golf team was just the latest frivolous litigation that ties up our courts and wastes taxpayer dollars. That’s what I thought, at least, until a district court judge told Li’l Giuliani to go play in the sand trap, with the greatest legal […]

Last year, we brought you the tale of Darryl Stephens, the Pasadena City College football player who had been kicked off the team once it was discovered that he was a convicted sex offender and had been practicing and playing with the team while wearing a court-mandated GPS device on his ankle. According to the […]

Poor Notre Dame - its football team gets grief even in May. First, President Obama gets back at commencement hecklers by taking shots at the Fighting Irish squad, and then we have some sort of Charlie Weis media guide fail.

Hecklers who thought they had gotten the best of Obama during Sunday’s commencement speech hadn’t counted […]

Emily Dickson mocks your antiquated notion of 11 players per side. The 14-year-old British schoolgirl scored two goals recently in a youth league game; not impressive until you find out that she’s the goalie, and both scores were on 120-yard shots from her own penalty box. Boom goes the dynamite!

These goals didn’t bounce into unattended […]

PGA golfing superstar Phil Mickelson takes a lot of grief from sports fans and bloggers, and deservedly so (FIGJAM!), but the announcement that Mickelson is taking a leave of absence from the PGA to attend to his breast cancer-stricken wife Amy is no laughing matter.

Mickelson, a three-time Major winner (and boy does that still feel […]

Patrick Kane is wishing right about now that he’d tested positive for steroids, or at least been caught with a transvestite hooker. But not this. No, not this. In one of his weaker moments, the Chicago Blackhawks wunderkind admitted that as a child he was forced to play with dolls.

By his three sisters. Kane, whose […]

Yesterday, we shared news & pics of New York Jets QB draft pick Mark Sanchez already establishing himself as the second coming of “Broadway Joe” Namath - not because of any remarkable on-field talent, but because of his appearance in a revealing photoshoot for GQ magazine.

Upon seeing such snapshots, many questions spring to mind. How […]

Two weeks ago Citi Field was christened with its first fistfight. Last week it was christened with its first streaker. Well, the ballpark’s officially open now, since the first Mets fan got trapped in the toilet.

Reinforcing every stereotype we have about Mets fans, the woman got her arm lodged in the toilet after trying […]