Week in Review: The Soon-to-be Sharapova of Golf

• Meet Maria Verchenova, the swinging Russian sweetie who hopes to do in golf what fellow countrywoman Maria Sharapova has done in tennis.

• Glen “Big Baby” Davis makes Magic fans cry by hitting a game-winning shot - then bowls over a young courtside spectator. Of course, the kid’s dad isn’t very happy with the Raging […]

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MLB, Dodgers Make Bagholders Out Of Tix Buyers

A friend here in L.A. went to a Dodgers-Giants game last weekend, on a gorgeous Saturday afternoon. He reported that despite the team’s first-place standing and the rival Giants in town, the ballpark was half-empty.

(Mannywood ripped down, ticketholders ripped off)
One guess why that would be. (Make you wonder how many people ate their tickets instead […]

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Barkley Tees Off, Takes Out Spectator With Slice

Taking a break from his “Inside The NBA” duties, Charles Barkley decided to hit the links Thursday - the golf links, although I’m sure Chuck would have preferred the sausage kind. Barkley took part in the Regions Charity Classic, which makes some sense, since Sir Charles’ infamous swing could use all the charity it can […]

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Bike-Riding Teen Sexer Gets Four Years In Jail

You may remember last January, when Scott wrote about the Olympian bicycling efforts of a Havre de Grace, Md. man who just had to have sex with a 15-year-old. In the process, he cycled 180 miles to Scranton, slept in a park and at the town’s baseball field, and had sex with the teen on […]

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Bills FB Busted For Masturbating in Woman’s Yard

Buffalo Bills fullback Corey McIntyre recently signed a new two-year contract with the team. So how did he celebrate? Naturally, by allegedly giving his junk a workout in front of a 59-year-old woman’s house during his morning bike ride. How charming.

McIntyre was arrested yesterday and charged with misdemeanor exposure of sexual organs stemming from the […]

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Pro Baseball’s Dirty Little (Legal) Steroid Secret

Of all the absurdities related to baseball’s steroid problems, one of the biggest has been commissioner Bud Selig’s loud and frequent claims that baseball’s drug testing policies actually work. The cheerleaders of baseball point to high-profile busts like Manny Ramirez as evidence that steroids are being eliminated from the sport, and that Major League Baseball […]

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Hockey Coach Has Sex With Players, Keeps Job

Sadly, we’ve heard all-too-many stories about male youth hockey coaches sexually abusing their players. But a story coming out of Minnesota adds a new wrinkle to the mix: this time, none of the victims are dudes!

The latest (alleged) perv is Eric Darwitz, the 31-year-old coach of the girls hockey team at a prep school called […]

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When David Stern Talks, Even Mark Cuban Listens

The contentious playoff series between the Mavericks and Nuggets may have ended on Wednesday, but the off-court drama surrounding it continues. Yesterday, Nuggets coach George Karl stoked the flames surrounding Carmelo Anthony’s fiancee’s fight club video, keeping that brouhaha brewing long past its expiration date. Today, the original Nugs-Mavs offcourt drama, the feud between Mark […]

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So Kevin Smith Wants To Make A Hockey Movie

Kevin Smith, of “Clerks” and “Jersey Girl” fame, is a huge New Jersey Devils fan. That’s not news if you’re a hockey fan, which applies to… 0.0002% of our readership (Sorry, guys! Both of you!).

(C’mon, everyone wears scarves.)
To that end, as PUCK DADDY reports, Smith is considering making a hockey movie, one that Puck Daddy […]

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Joakim Just Following In Dad Yannick’s Footsteps

The Internets have been all a-buzz about Joakim Noah spending his NBA offseason in the Caribbean with his topless gal pal. Well, it could be said that Noah’s bash at the beach with a bare-breasted babe is just a case of “like father, like son”.

Joakim’s dad, Yannick, is a former pro tennis star who also […]

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