Miami Caliente Holds Hot Lingerie Football Tryouts

• Tryouts were held for the Lingerie Football League’s Miami Caliente, and some of the resulting scenes were, dare I say, en fuego:

• Mark Cuban uses his blog to apologize to Kenyon Martin’s mom. But if you think the Mavs-Nuggets rivalry has cooled off, just ask LaLa Vasquez.
• The Dodgers know what women want - […]

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Memphis Apparel Vendor Bails On Stadium Store

One of the great mysteries of the NBA - right up there with how David Stern gamed the 1985 draft and what species Ervin Johnson is - is how the Memphis Grizzlies haven’t gone bearnipples up yet. Their performance is low, attendance is worse, and we can’t even imagine the horrors on their balance sheet.

(Oh […]

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Why Do Cavs Fans Insist On Giving Snow A Ring?

Yes, Eric Snow was an emotional leader for the Cavaliers in recent seasons. He bonded with the citizens of Cleveland and their team, helping take a budding LeBron James under his guidance and showing him how to lead his teammates by example. All of those traits have been good things for the Cavs, but they […]

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Soccer Host Comments Make Liverpool Fans Livid

Despite the best efforts of MLS, it seems that soccer still takes a back seat in the sports consciousness of your average American fan. So it’s a bit strange to see that a huge furor among footie fans has been caused by comments from an L.A.-based radio host.

Steven Cohen is the British-born host of “World […]

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Isiah Really Tried to Make It All Work In New York

Isiah Thomas showed up on Dan Patrick’s radio show today to try to set a few things straight. (By the way, plenty of tickets are still available to see the Florida International Golden Panthers in action this fall!)

During his chat, the ex-Knicks coach & prez wanted fans in New York to know that he did […]

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Melo’s Fiancee Furiously Fights Fan, Gets Ejected

A lot of the off-court news from the Nuggets-Mavericks playoff series has focused on the war of words between Mavs owner Mark Cuban and Lydia Moore, mother of Nugs forward Kenyon Martin. Now that their feud appears to be winding down, America needs a new off-court “thugs and punks” story to keep its ADD-riddled citizens […]

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Liddell, Penny, Cooley All Go On a Musical Journey

It’s no secret that, inside every pro athlete, there’s a wannabe musician waiting for his big break. Past musical endeavours of professional athletes include (in reverse order of quality) the “misguided musical stylings” of Bronson Arroyo, the Jesus freakery of Ben Utecht, and the actual honest-to-God punk rock of Scott Radinsky. While the music sometimes […]

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Woman Kills Hubby For Watching Cowboys Game

I realize that I’m pretty lucky because I have a girlfriend who enjoys watching sports just as much as I do. I never have to worry about missing a game because the woman wants to watch “Grey’s Anatomy” or wants me to take her out to dinner. I don’t have to worry about turning the […]

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Jessica Simpson Sings To Shamu, Perturbs PETA

Last time we saw Jessica Simpson hit the stage, the gal pal of Tony Romo could have passed for one of the Cowboys QB’s offensive linemen. So when she was set to perform at Sea World in San Antonio last weekend, would the audience have trouble telling her apart from Shamu?

(Jessica before at the chili […]

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Cuban Apologizes To Kenyon’s Mom On His Blog

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban is used to having his mouth get him in trouble since he entered the NBA. He’s repeatedly been fined by David Stern for complaints about the officials, other teams, and life in the NBA in general. On Saturday night he may have taken things just a bit too far when […]

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