NHL Cheerleader Keeps Current On Her Periodicals

From the online profile of current Washington Capitals Ice Girl (cheerleader) Sarah:

Sarah is also a financial analyst, which means her clients are most likely overweight Campbell’s stock. (Ticker Symbol: CPB)

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Get a Chance to Punch Jose Canseco For Only $50

Always felt the urge to punch Jose Canseco in the face, but never had the chance? Well, now’s your big opportunity! And it will only cost you $50!

Jose Lambiet of the PALM BEACH POST reports that the slugger turned steroid stool pigeon is still trying to stay in the spotlight with another foray into the […]

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The Iron Sheik Pisses His Pants On Radio Show

Stupid? Yes. Sports? No.

But don’t blame me, blame my guy Steve Cofield@ YAHOO SPORTS.

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Former NY Giant Makes Celibacy Vow To Sell Cars

If you hear the name Brad Benson, the first thing that strikes you is still probably Super Bowl XXI, where the Pro Bowl offensive lineman played a key role in helping the New York Giants get past the Broncos. Yet that awareness is changing — fast — to reflect his reputation as a zany auto […]

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Favre Hires Trainer For Comeback With Vikings?

It wouldn’t be an NFL offseason without the rumors of where Brett Favre will end up next. It’s becoming quite a ritual - Brett says a teary-eyed goodbye as he announces his retirement, then teases the media about whether or not he’ll come back, then asks for his release from the team that still owns […]

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Walk-On Tulane Kicker Found Dead in Hometown

A 20-year-old walk-on kicker at Tulane University died Thursday in his hometown of Gonzales, Louisiana. Drew Villar, a freshman at Tulane, was a three-sport athlete at East Ascension High School in Gonzales before walking on with the Green Wave.

He also led his peers as class president for four years and received a legislative scholarship. Message […]

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Brother Of Man City Owner Tortures Businessman

During the last transfer window in January, Manchester City almost made an enormous splash by prying Brazilian star Kaka away from A.C. Milan for a whopping $150 million transfer fee. But the deal was called off with about a day left because Kaka just didn’t want to go live in Manchester.

We can’t really blame him. […]

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Speed Read: Yawn, Another Bulls/Celtics Classic

A few days ago, I thought that nothing could in the Celtics vs. Bulls series could top Boston’s wild OT victory over Chicago in Game 5, featuring Paul Pierce playing out of his mind to carry Boston to the win, Kirk Hinrich getting tripped by Rajon Rondo and smashing his face on the floor, or […]

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