Rick Fox May Be Done Delighting Lakers Viewers

• Is ex-Laker Rick Fox calling it quits on his basketball broadcast career?

If so, could he bring his sister Jeanene onto the show before he goes?
• This Celtics-Bulls series is turning into an instant playoff classic.
• Trev Alberts: Form the TV analyst’s chair to the athletic director’s chair.
• Tommy Lasorda visits with the troops - […]

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Dookie Gets Minor League Mascot Dog Tossed

I’m making a list of people who hate dogs. For obvious reasons, Michael Vick is still at the top of the list, but minor league baseball umpire Jeff Hutchings is climbing up the ranks. Why? Because, as WFMY-TV says, Hutchings likely became the first umpire in baseball history to eject a dog form a game, […]

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Youth B-Ball Coach Has Sex w/16-Yr-Old On Trip

What kind of a sports news day would it be without yet another story of a coach caught having sex with an underage student? Luckily, today’s quota has been filled by one Joey Strong of AuSable Forks, New York.

(Image courtesy WPTZ-TV. [W-Putz?])
Joey is a girls’ basketball coach for Holy Name School, a private elementary […]

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ESPN’s E:60 Hoodwinked By Fake-Muscled Mutant

ESPN recently did an E:60 investigative piece about steroids, with someone named Gregg Valentino as its centerpiece. For the uneducated, Valentino is the guy who has long touted himself as the man with the largest biceps in the world.

(Case you’re wondering, that’s an arm. I think.)
Yeah right.

Are those real?

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The bodybuilding community […]

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Do The Kansas City Royals Want Barry Bonds?

Whether you love or hate KANSAS CITY STAR columnist Jason Whitlock, you’ve got to admit that the man knows how to get people talking. Fans seem to disagree whether he loves or hate their teams, and while he frequently writes about race, he often addresses the issue from unexpected angles. The one thing everyone can […]

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College Football Coaches Now Tackling Twitter Fad

The Twitter fad keeps growing & growing throughout the sports landscape. Athletes have used it to talk about getting into near-fights with the local populace, and to just say a simple hello to any fellow diners.

So it was only a matter of time before Twittering made its way into the college football ranks. And coaches […]

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Steelers LB Wants To Take His Ball And Go Home

In modern professional sports, it’s far from uncommon for athletes to force their team’s management to release or trade them. Often, these disgruntled athletes are either buried on the depth chart/rotation/bench, or they have been stuck playing for perennial losers and want a chance to win a few games. Like it or not, it usually […]

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Strawberry’s Loved Lots & Lots & Lots Of Ladies

Darryl Strawberry has a new book coming out. And what better way to promote it than by sharing some ribald tales of scintillating sexcapades with thousands of women?

SPORTS RADIO INTERVIEWS informs us that the ex-Met was on WFAN to plug his new literary offering, “Straw: Finding My Way”. During the show, hosts Boomer & Carlton […]

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Indian Cheerleaders Can’t Perform in South Africa

Last year, the Washington Redskins cheerleaders took a trip to India to help teach aspiring rah-rah girls how to entertain fans of professional cricket. It seems to have been a successful visit, as lovely sideline ladies have become a staple of the Indian Premier League.

And one cricket team owner decided to take cheerleading tryouts one […]

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Under Armour Issues 200,000-Athletic Cup Recall

Under Armour has recalled all their athletic cups from the last three years (over 200,000 in all) for serious flaws. Gentlemen of all ages (including those in the Dixie cup range) should skedaddle to their local Under Armour outlet for a $20 voucher while holding a square of sheet metal in front of their crotches.

What’s […]

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