Week in Review: Rihanna Bonding w/Laker Bynum

• Singer Rihanna appears to be rebounding from a rocky relationship by bouncing over to Lakers star Andrew Bynum.

• The Mets don’t appreciate Dwight Gooden writing on their walls.
• Thunder players are blown away at how windy Oklahoma City is.
• A high school volleyball coach is caught servicing a supermarket manager in a city park […]

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Unamused, FBI Nails Karen Sypher For Extortion

We’re pretty sure that very few, if any, SbB readers are ever going to find themselves being questioned by the FBI. It takes a certain amount of intelligence, wisdom, and sayyyy you’re looking trim these days have you been working out? to truly appreciate all SbB has to offer, after all, and those are qualities […]

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Jim McMahon Is Back … And Selling Penis Pills

He’s failed with two different restaurant ventures, so I suppose it’s good that Jim McMahon’s newest foray into the business world has nothing to do with food. No, this time around, McMahon’s focus is on something much different: your wang.

McMahon, who hasn’t really been the MVP of anything since he was at BYU almost 30 […]

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17-Year-Old Simona Halep Is A Shot, Jaw-Dropper

How many times have you heard someone claiming they’ve discovered women’s tennis’ “the next Anna Kournikova!” Only to be underwhelmed by yet another teen prodigy who doesn’t have the goods. Well I think may have hit on something with Romanian 17-year-old tennis hottie Simona Halep:

(Now THAT’S what you call an overhead smash*rubs eyes*)
Current Junior French […]

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A Tale Of Booze, Drugs, Underage Sex & Tennis

I would imagine that being a tennis coach in Santa Barbara is a pretty plum job: wonderful weather, beautiful scenery, and a chance to get paid for playing and coaching tennis. Of course, if allegations against former Santa Barbara High School girls tennis coach Peter Jeschke are correct, there’s are also much more slimy and […]

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U of Oregon FB Recruit In Jail Over A Hat Dispute

Welcome to your new job, Chip Kelly. The new University of Oregon football coach is facing his first big crisis — what to do with star cornerback commit Cliff Harris. Cliff is currently in jail awaiting formal charges over accusations that he threatened a police officer during an incident involving his brother’s hat at his […]

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A Cubs-Themed Mausoleum Is Oddly Appropriate

When do you cross the line from fan to fanatic? The new trend is coffins and urns decked out with your favorite team’s logo. That’ll cause friends and family to say, “Oh, Jim always was crazy about baseball.” Well, now we’ve got our own Cubs mausoleum. Try that, and they’ll be saying, “Oh, Jim […]

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Now Batting: A 3-foot-2 Walk-Drawing Machine

What if you had a hitter who was all-but guaranteed to walk every time at bat. That’d be the most useful player ever, right? An OBP of 1.000. An OPS better than all but a couple major leaguers. A guaranteed leadoff baserunner. A guaranteed bases-loaded walk.

(Flood’s the one at bottom, FYI.)
That’s the thinking behind […]

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Nevada AD Rips The Media For Doing Their Jobs

You have to be impressed with the sheer audacity of Nevada AD Cary Groth. After all, it takes a lot of cajones to defend the moral standing of your athletes after a story breaks involving a basketball player going to the school’s rec center with a gun looking for a member of the football team. […]

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The Chinese Even Cheat At High School Sports

I’m moderately understanding of cheating in the Olympics. It really is the peak of competition, and you can’t blame anyone for doing what they can to secure a victory that can have huge social and political ramifications. I can even understand cheating in the pros; there’s a ton of money at stake. But what if […]

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