Wizards Can’t Win, But They Know How To Dance

At 18-60, the Washington Wizards have the worst record in the Eastern Conference and 2nd worst in the whole NBA, only 2 games better than the sorry Sacramento Kings. Maybe a few more victories might have come their way if they put the same amount of effort into their game play as they do their […]

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Ropin’ Up Some Fun At The Auburn Student Rodeo

Quite a tumultuous offseason for Auburn Tigers football. After a dismal 5-7 year (including a loss to Vanderbilt for the first time since 1955), Tommy Tuberville was let go, and Iowa State’s Gene Chizik was brought in - a move not too many people were pleased with.

So with spring football in the air, and an […]

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Scot Pollard Rubs Cheryl Miller The Wrong Way

If you’re not watching NBA TV, you should probably…well, you should probably continue not watching it, and just wait for the YouTube clips of the good stuff. And this is definitely good stuff.

Cheryl Miller took offense to co-analyst Scot Pollard missing the pregame and halftime shows due to “mechanical problems” with his flight. When he […]

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Lenny Dykstra’s Gritty, Gutty Portfolio Collapsing

Despite Lenny Dykstra’s insistence that every word of a GQ article ripping him to shreds like chewing tobacco was a bald-faced lie, at least some of it seems to be true. At the very least, he’s just about out of money and will soon lose his mansion and private jet.

A creditor has already impounded his […]

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Canseco Claims “90% Chance” Manny Did Steroids

Who would have ever thought Jose Canseco would be considered a voice of reason? Yet after writing two books about himself & other players using steroids in baseball, the Mitchell Report coming out, Miguel Tejada & Andy Pettitte publicly apologizing for past steroid use, A-Rod’s name leaked from a 2003 list of players who tested […]

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MMAer Beats Critic Over Bad Restaurant Review?

Jerry “The Punching Bag” Spiegel (seriously, that’s his nickname) has a 11-24-1 record in MMA, but he finally found an opponent he could beat: an older, out-of-shape restaurant critic, and all it took was a two-on-one ambush in a parking lot to do it.

The “fighter” (and judging from his record, that’s a generous description) […]

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Speed Read: Baseball’s Back! And It’s Snowing!

Leave it to Major League Baseball’s old and tired leadership to open half of the league’s games in cold climates, many of which will force postponements during the very first week of the season. While the proud and downtrodden denizens of Philadelphia should be have been celebrating the first professional sports crown in the city […]

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