Coach Rewards 14-Year-Old Gymnast With Rum

I’m all for positive reinforcement, but this is taking it a bit too far: NEWSDAY reports that a gymnastics coach in Port Jefferson Station, NY, has been fired and arrested after allegedly rewarding one of his students for nailing a difficult maneuver. Which sounds like a good idea, until you release that the “reward” was […]

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Dallas PD Officer In Moats Traffic Stop Resigns

Good news, we suppose, coming from the DALLAS MORNING NEWS today, as Robert Powell, the guy who may have misinterpreted the situation a skosh when he detained Ryan Moats in a hospital parking lot while Moats’ mother-in-law passed away inside, has resigned over the incident. That’s “resigned,” as in quit, not “re-signed,” as in got a contract […]

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Stallworth To Face Charges of DUI Manslaughter

The MIAMI HERALD is reporting that Cleveland Browns receiver Donte Stallworth will be charged with DUI manslaughter, stemming from a car accident last month that killed a Miami Beach pedestrian.

A source told the Herald that the charges against Stallworth will be formally filed on Wednesday afternoon. Meanwhile, a second source told that paper that blood […]

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Cheerleader Turned Reality Star Has Playboy Offer

Melissa Rycroft is one busy gal. The former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader was chosen but then dumped on “The Bachelor” season finale, and is currently shaking her money maker on “Dancing With The Stars”.

And now the rah-rah girl-turned-reality TV star is being approached to also make her mark in the print media. Specifically, magazines. More specifically, […]

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Mets’ Citi Field Throws Out Its First Phillies Fan

In case you were running a pool at the office about how many games would be played in Citi Field before a Phillies fan was thrown out of the park — and, really, why wouldn’t you be — I hope you chose zero. The first game in the Mets’ new digs was played this past […]

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Oregon B-Ballers Accused Of Duck-On-Duck Crime

A trio of Oregon Ducks basketball players are in trouble for committing some fowl play against their fellow feathered friends.

(”You’re dead, dog!”)
Josh Crittle, Michael Dunigan and Teondre Williams were all cited by Eugene police for shooting at ducks & geese in a city park last night.
THE OREGONIAN quacks up the news that just after […]

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Reggie Jackson: Was Billy Martin An Anti-Semite?

Do you remember that ESPN mini-series “The Bronx Is Burning”? It was about the 1977 New York Yankees and had the one guy from “Rescue Me” as Reggie Jackson, and John Turturro as Billy Martin. It was also pretty horrible, though that’s doing nothing to keep MSG from deciding to show the series this Sunday […]

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Ex-NHLer Who Planned To Kill Agent Up For Parole

In 2004, former St. Louis Blues & New Jersey Devils player Mike Danton was sentenced to 7 1/2 years in prison for trying to arrange a murder-for-hire plot. The intended target was Danton’s agent and former youth hockey coach David Frost, a not-so-pleasant person who would mentally & physically abuse players and force them into […]

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Speed Read: Broncos Done Foolin’ with Jay Cutler

Jay Cutler has moved from snit fit to full-on martyrdom and Denver Broncos owner Pat Bowlen has chosen to accommodate the young quarterback and search for a trade partner, thus saving Broncos fans from competency at the quarterback position.

(Sign language is still communication, right?)
Chris Simms will stand as the only vaguely quarterback-like substance on the […]

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Video: Bynum Hula Hooping At Playboy Mansion

Los Angeles media was abuzz today over a photo posted by Arash Markazi at SI.com that featured an injured Andrew Bynum with Playboy Playmate Nicole Narain on his shoulders at a Playboy Mansion party last Saturday.

(You didn’t know hula hooping was an integral part of knee injury rehab?)
There’s been plenty of chatter as to […]

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