• A-Rod may have been taking steroids since his high school playing days.

• The Baltimore Sun tells two of their writers that they’ve been fired - as they’re working in press row in the middle of an Orioles game.
• It seems that Derek Jeter is the only one these days who can afford those new […]

We’re not going to do the math on it, mainly because we slept through math class and don’t know what “multiplication” is (we think it sounds German, and that’s what the Nazis spoke!), but we can confidently say that many, if not most, athletes are on Twitter by now. Most of their feeds are boring […]

As you watch the Kentucky Derby this weekend, you’ll see all of the pageantry and excitement of the largest horse race in the world taking place in front of hundreds of thousands of screaming fans. But don’t let that fool you: Almost all of those fans are there for the spectacle of race day more […]

You’re probably familiar with Mark Titus, the Ohio State basketball walk-on whose CLUB TRILLION blog has made him something of a cult celebrity, mainly because it’s an honest and frequently painfully funny look at life on the end of the bench for a major college program. You might remember back in January when there was […]

In the United States, the sports media freaks out every time an athlete or other sports figure says anything remotely controversial or interesting. ESPN blows up every salacious soundbite they can into a major media controversy, proof of which is the fact that Skip Bayless is still gainfully employed. As a result, interviews with sports […]

It’s great when a family works together. It’s not so great when they’re working together to commit crimes - and it costs one of the family members a football scholarship.

Meet the Hadley brothers - Angelo (18, left), Adrian (24, middle), and Aubrey (20, right). Angelo was a star defensive back for Armwood High School in […]

One of my friends is a 300 lb. behemoth who loves hot wings, NASCAR and Oklahoma football. So I was shocked to find out that he was also a college cheerleader: Clearly, he doesn’t fit into what you think of as the typical male cheerleader. But when I asked him about it, his answer was […]

Meet UCLA freshman Trevor Bauer. Trevor graduated from high school early and began his freshman year this past January. He is an engineering major who, in a perfect world, would like to be a quantum physicist. In his spare time, he crafts physics equations to entertain himself. Trevor also, like many quiet, engineer-y types across […]

USA TODAY’s GAME ON passes along the latest news of Allonzo Trier, a sixth grader from Seattle with some dynamic dribbling skills. How perfect is his prowess? Allonzo is using his skills to pay the bills by starring in an upcoming commercial for Powerade.
Here’s some behind-the-scenes footage of the shoot to see for yourself:

Why, the […]

Seniors in high school are facing the last few months of life as a worthless teenager held down by the shackles of parental oppression. After they graduate from high school, they will move on to a life of being a worthless adult held down by the shackles of The Man and the banality of this […]