Jason Taylor Done Dancing, Dolphins Done w/Him?

We hope to someday see suburban banners showing SbB some love, too.
• Jason Taylor: Finished “Dancing”, now also finished with the Dolphins?

• We’d smash through glass to check out Hunter Pence’s nudie girlfriend.
• A toast to ESPN analyst Rick Sutcliffe for kicking cancer’s ass!
• Cris Carter wanted to take Will Leitch out. But isn’t he […]

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Female Skiers Jump At Chance To Sue Olympics

What do you do when your sport is dropped from Olympic competition? For a group of female ski jumpers, there’s only one logical & level-headed approach to the situation: Sue the bastards!

The VANCOUVER PROVINCE reports that the shut-out slalom seekers plan to file a suit against the Vancouver Organizing Committee, hoping to have women’s ski […]

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A Remote Chance For ESPN To Please Sports Fans

Having conquered the telecommunications market with their revolutionary ESPN Mobile, the Worldwide Leader is now ready to take their rightful claim as king of home electronics. Introducing … The ESPN Ultimate Remote!

(Chris Berman-Stuart Scott “mute” button not included)
This brand new gadget from the boys in Bristol allows sports fans to keep connected to the goings […]

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Terry, Chelsea Let Champs League Title Slip Away

John Terry had a chance to claim the UEFA Champions League crown. After 90 minutes of play resulted in a 1-1 tie, Chelsea & Manchester United had to settle their score through penalty kicks.

Cristiano Ronaldo, who scored Man U’s regulation-time goal, missed his penalty shot, leaving the door open for Terry to clinch it in […]

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McCready To Come Clean About Clemens In Film

The greatest romance of the century - finally brought to the silver screen!

Christian Red (great name) of the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS reports that shooting has more or less finished on a new documentary about Mindy McCready. And the film featuring the Roger Clemens-cavorting country singer promises to dish even more dirt on the Rocket […]

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