This Cedric Benson boating brouhaha keeps getting better & better.
• It’s no surprise that Danica Patrick would have men falling at her feet - but under her tires?

• Shaquille O’Neal is caught talking out of his ass again.
• Don’t tell anyone, but Ray Allen’s mom & step-dad are in the witness protection program.
• What’s in […]

When faced with such problems as bothersome bloggers, rude real estate mongers turned reality show hosts, and yet another first round exit, where can a billionaire basketball owner go to get away from it all?
His underground bunker, of course!

(“Who dares enter my secret lair!”)
Like any powerful evil genius, Mark Cuban has a secret subterranean […]

A growing trend of fans wanting their remains to be spread out over their favorite sports sites is becoming a real pain in the ash.

The ASSOCIATED PRESS scares up news that more & more sports fans are requesting to have their cremated ashes spread among their favorite stadiums, golf courses, racetracks, and other athletic venues. […]

A pit crewman at Friday’s Indianapolis 500 practice fell head over heels for Danica Patrick - mainly because she accidentally ran over him.

WISH-TV reports that Charles Buckman, a crewman of Dale Conye Racing, was hit by Patrick as she was making a pit stop. Buckman was reportedly looking for another Indy Car racer, and he […]

Mike Holmgren wants to be known as a loser. But the Seahawks coach doesn’t mean defeat on the field - he’s talking weight loss.

Jim Moore of the SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER chews the fat with Holmgren, and the coach’s attempt to become a lean, mean play-calling machine. Since starting his diet ten weeks ago, Mike proudly proclaims […]

Chris Paul did everything he could Thursday night, scoring 35 points & 9 assists while making circus shots like this. But it wasn’t enough, as his Hornets fell to the Spurs, 110-99, in Game 3 of their series.

But Paul was still a true winner that night, as the Hornets star paid tribute to a young […]

• 100% INJURY RATE scratches up some frightening photos of the Lakers’ Sasha Vujacic getting mauled by a California Cougar.

She was probably just enraptured by Sasha’s song.
• In honor of his recent Ron Burgundy episode, THE WORLD OF ISAAC looks back on Charles Barkley’s most memorable TNT moments.
• Michael David Smith of AOL FANHOUSE wonders […]

Joe Henderson of the TAMPA TRIBUNE has a piece today recounting Tony Dungy’s recent visit to Jefferson High School in Tampa - where he met with students and gave a motivational speech.

Henderson first though had the latest on Dungy’s book, “Quiet Strength”, which is now a bonafide bestseller: “The publisher originally figured “Quiet Strength” would […]

DEADSPIN points us to a thrilling video of Shaquille O’Neal making his parents proud - via the Arizona State campus blog TheDirty.com (thank god he was traded to Phoenix!).

Wow. Who knew Shaq had so much in common with Steven Seagal? See what we’re talking about after the jump.

The GAINESVILLE SUN reports today that “Jamar Hornsby, a University of Florida football player, was released on his own recognizance after turning himself in Friday morning on charges of credit card theft and fraudulent use of a credit card.”

“Hornsby, 21, was allegedly using a credit card issued to Ashley Slonina, a University of Florida student […]