We’ll be getting the new Eagles cheerleaders’ bikini calendar - but only because we, too, care so deeply about preserving our Mother Earth.
• Stay Classy, Atlanta! Charles Barkley makes Ron Burgundy proud.

• Derek Jeter makes his own mark on Maxim’s Hot 100.
• Chris Henry is really a good guy - if you ignore the […]

The Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders have been such a great service to mankind, with their sideline dancing and lingerie calendars and such. And now, in addition to being providers of alluring entertainment, the Philly pom-pom girls are doing their part to save the environment.

WITH LEATHER sorts & separates the news that this year’s cheerleader bikini calendar […]

Northeast Ohio residents hoping to take advantage of Papa John’s 23-cent pizza offer as their evening meal better have Domino’s on standby.

The CLEVELAND PLAIN DEALER serves up news that the pizza chain may run out of pies by dinnertime. Today’s 23-cent special was in response to Papa John’s sponsorship of LeBron James’ “Crybaby” shirts during […]

Twelve months ago, Roger Clemens told the crowd at Yankee Stadium that he was coming back to the Bronx - and Suzyn Waldman went bonkers.

Now, a Mitchell Report, Brian McNamee, Mindy McCready & Paula Dean Daly later, the Yankees’ radio gal shares her thoughts on the Rocket’s burnout in the public eye.
Neil Best of NEW […]

The Yankees-Red Sox rivalry is just as violent & ridiculous as ever. It’s sad enough that the bad blood has lead to vehicular manslaughter. But how about a Yanks fan punching a Sox fan, suing said Sox fan - and winning?

The SAN DIEGO UNION-TRIBUNE jabs up the news of Mario Melendez, a Bronx Bomber supporter […]

In order to secure the services of Mike D’Antoni, the Chicago Bulls & New York Knicks could be brewing for a bidding war.

Marc Stein of ESPN reports that the NYC b-ball club is preparing to make a “staggering” financial offer to the technically still-Suns coach, believed to be in the neighborhood of $6 million a […]

• Andrea Reiher of BUGS & CRANKS believes that this whole tizzy over the White Sox clubhouse dolls has been blown up out of proportion.

• Meanwhile, CHICAGO BULL finds a Tribune columnist calling out the Sun-Times columnist who made a big deal about the dolls in the first place.
• But the Trib notes that the […]

For some reason, I just can’t get all that worked up about Kobe Bryant’s MVP award. I’m even in L.A. at the moment, but the emotion just isn’t there. Maybe it has something to do with him being an a$$hole who’s undergone an 82-game image rehab session. I also wonder just how *happy* Mitch Kupchak […]

The CHICAGO TRIBUNE follows up the Cedric Benson water-borne fiasco by breaking down all the police activity on Austin’s Lake Travis for it seems the last century - with lotsa mind-spinning stats (help me with this … who is going to read that?).

The only interesting part of the piece is photo that accompanied it.

In a major move to get his priorities straight, Chris Henry went on the radio yesterday and talked about coming back to the NFL. Henry was recently released from the Bengals after a UC student had the gall to accuse Henry of punching him in the head and damaging his car.

From the DAYTON DAILY NEWS:
“I […]