If Danica & Ashley show up in “Speed Racer 2“, then we might go see it.
• A well-meaning “Melons” waitress helps clear the confusion about Roger Clemens mackin’ on a 15-year-old Mindy McCready.

• Ex-KC Chiefs kicker Nick Lowery is getting ready to marry to a major MILF - annnnnd it’s good!
• Having Richard Jefferson show […]

The Cincinnati Reds were homer-happy on Wednesday, as they lit up the Cubs with seven fence-clearers in their 9-0 win. Joey Votto did most of the damage for the Big Red Machine, clobbering three home runs on his own. The Reds’ first baseman certainly was going out of his head.

Check that - it was the […]

After enduring an extremely embarrassing DUI arrest last month & all the ridicule that followed, you would think Carmelo Anthony would have now learned to become a more cautious & careful motorist.
You would be wrong.

THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS reports that the Nuggets star was pulled over for speeding last Saturday, caught doing about 60 in […]

“Speed Racer” makes its pit stop in movie theaters this Friday. So, ESPN THE MAGAZINE decided to send a couple of real racers to review the film.

(Graham & Bobby Rahal embrace atfter surviving a “Speed Racer” screening)
And Bobby & Graham Rahal were given the honors. Bobby is a former Indy 500 winner and race […]

• 710 ESPN’s DAVE DAMESHEK SHOW sings the praises of their favorite Los Angeles professional basketball team with some Lakers song parodies.

Yes, Phil, all your favorites - from Sasha Vujacic to Ira Newble.
• SHUTDOWN CORNER sings out word that Jessica Simpson is finally lashing back at those “ludicrous” Cowboys fans who blame her for Tony […]

An unannounced appearance by Richard Jefferson at a private hotel party got the birthday boy all choked up - but not in a good way.

The MINNEAPOLIS STAR TRIBUNE reports that assault charges have been filed against the New Jersey Net for attacking a man at a Minneapolis hotel last January. The charges claim that Jefferson […]

Bob Huggins needs to be careful with his Cutty Sark consumption, keep his Michelob to a minimum, maintain his Lowenbrau at low levels - basically, he better watch what he drinks.

The AP serves up some sobering details on the new contract the West Virginia basketball coach signed last Friday. The new deal will keep Huggins […]

Another day, another revelation about the tempest in a Texas lake. Today, we hear that one of Cedric Benson’s friends present on the boat over the weekend when he was arrested for boating while intoxicated and resisting arrest will provide a statement in Benson’s defense. What will we hear in that statement?

“”I called […]

The FORT MYERS NEWS-PRESS reports that a woman who claimed to be “inseparable” with Mindy McCready during her alleged underage affair with Roger Clemens says she was not 15 when McCready met (and had sex with) him.

(The only woman west of the Mississippi yet to be questioned in Clemens affair)
The woman, Jennifer Sirbaugh, and […]

Growing up in Kansas City, kicker Nick Lowery was probably the brightest part of wretched teams that we suffered through for nearly two decades (’70s, ’80s). Now there were always rumors of Nick being somewhat of a strange guy - at least as the social circuit goes.

(What a cute couple .. of .. never mind)
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