Tebow A Cut Above The Rest; Benson Wants Mom

SbB enjoys the sights & sounds of the Virgin Islands - America’s Caribbean!
• When it comes to circumcising Filipino children, Florida quarterback Tim Tebow is a cut above the rest.

(The Gators QB studying up on the human body)
• Cedric Benson claims he wasn’t drunk, but he did want his mommy.
• Got $12,000 burning a […]

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Cancer-Stricken Baseball Player Gets One Last Hit

John Challis has cancer. The 18-year-old baseball player from Freedom H.S. in Pennsylvania has been battling the disease for the past two years. Sadly, the cancer has spread throughout his body. Doctors have told him he may have as little as two months left to live.

But despite his tragic circumstances, Challis wanted the chance to […]

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Rashard Mendenhall Robbed During Chicago Visit

Tuffy passes along word from the CHICAGO TRIBUNE that former Illinois star Rashard Mendenhall was robbed at gunpoint early Monday morning.

The ex-Illini RB and Pittsburgh Steelers draft pick was back in the Windy City, when he and a friend were held up by two men around 2 a.m. near the corner of 39th Street and […]

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Eli’s Sneakers Reunite Long-Lost Brother & Sister

Eli Manning is a miracle worker. Sure, he was able to lead the Giants to an unexpected Super Bowl victory over Tom Brady & his undefeated Patriots. But we now know how truly magical the NY QB is - his sneakers helped bring together a pair of siblings that hadn’t seen each other in 45 […]

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Benson Denies Drunk Boating, Wants His Mommy

Cedric Benson created quite the boating brouhaha over the weekend. But the CHICAGO TRIBUNE reports that the Bears RB denies that he was, um, rocking the boat with local authorities.

Benson disputes that he was drunk & that he was resisting officers, claiming that it was the cops who were the ones acting rough. It was […]

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Yanks Fan Runs Over Sox Fan, Charged w/Murder

Yeah, the New York-Boston rivalry can be a fierce one at times, but in the case of Matthew Beaudoin, the bad blood went too far.

The NASHUA (NH) TELEGRAPH reports that 43-year-old Ivonne Hernandez has been charged with 2nd-degree murder for running over the 29-year-old Beaudoin, who died from his injuries.
And it was all because of […]

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Blog-A-Roni: Soccer Streaker To Strip For Playboy

• David Warner of AOL FANHOUSE uncovers news that Tiffany May, the semi-clothed streaker at a recent U.S. Olympic qualifying match, will now be shedding her clothes for Playboy.

• EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY (via THE DARTMOUTH) keeps both feet on the ground, as a future Big Green QB was almost killed by kitesurfing. But […]

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Mike Woodson Coached Last Game for Hawks?

Mike Woodson is still the head coach of the Atlanta Hawks until June 30th, when his contract expires. Not many coaches ever reach that point in their contract; they’re usually fired or extended by that point. Still, there he is with a 37-45 record hovering over his shiny scalp, waiting for Canada Day […]

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Mets’ Peterson Works Pitchers, Not Media Now

Our thanks to BATS, the NEW YORK TIMES baseball blog, for their serendipitous timing with a brief piece on the muted trumpet that now is Rick Peterson. Peterson, the New York Mets’ pitching coach non pareil, could be found in previous seasons pontificating on any subject. Now all media requests to speak to […]

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Your 2008 Kentucky Derby Dumbassery Roundup

For us, the Kentucky Derby is an opportunity to relive Hunter S. Thompson’s well-documented 1970 trip to enjoy the masterpiece of Southern life and horse racing. Therefore, welcome to our yearly attempt to live up to the Gonzo search for the Kentucky Derby ideal:

“So the face I was trying to find in Churchill Downs […]

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