Ced Benson Got Drunk On A Boat, Pepper Sprayed

Bears RB Cedric Benson ran for 674 yards last season. Last night, Benson tried to run from an arrest and was pepper sprayed for his trouble.

Benson was boating “with about 12 or 15 others” near Austin, Texas when he failed an abbreviated sobriety test and refused to take a follow-up test on dry land. And […]

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John Bale Gets In Fistfight With Door, Door Wins

Kansas City Royals P John Bale, he of the portly 7.63 ERA, recently went on the disabled list with a tight throwing shoulder.

Elements of his rehab probably included ice treatment, stretching, and rest. Punching a door in a hotel? Not so much.

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Jessica Simpson Immortalizes Her Curse Of Romo

As a general rule, anyone that wears one of those pinkified replica jerseys should be considered sportsfana non grata. And doubly so if that person happens to hex your favorite team.

And if that person pens a song about your quarterback? You can forget about winning a Super Bowl as long as she’s alive. Yes, Jessica […]

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Cross-Dressing Boxer Went All The Way Last Night

Almost one year ago to the day, Oscar De La Hoya lost a split-decision against undefeated champ and WrestleMania alumnus Floyd Mayweather. But before there would be any rematch, the Golden Boy would have to get past Steve Forbes.

Forbes, a seasoned fighter who lost the final match in season two of The Contender, had never […]

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Blog-O-Palooza: Blogs Are Taking Over The World

Ryan Parker is back with his latest song, an ode to sports blogs in the wake of the Will Leitch/Buzz Bissinger fiasco. We were happy to be mentioned.

ODENIZED has his take on the Bruce Bowen - Chris Paul mini-melee from last night’s game (with video).

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O Canada, You Have Some Great Hockey Fans

We bring you a little hockey news today, almost entirely by accident. The Montreal Canadiens were eliminated from the NHL playoffs last night by the Philadelphia Flyers.

That’s disappointing, because we were really looking forward to seeing more of this fan.

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Pete Carroll Could Be Witness In Reggie Bush Trial

USC Trojans head coach Pete Carroll and running backs coach Todd McNair will “most likely” be called as witnesses in the ongoing Reggie Bush civil suit.

The suit is being brought about by a would-be agent who claimed to have given the former USC running back $300,000 in cash and gifts. No word on whether those […]

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New Golf Prodigy Giving ‘er All She’s Got, Captain

There’s a 15-year-old former gymnast out of Scotland that’s drawing comparisons to America’s own Michelle Wie, with one notable exception.

This girl can actually win.

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Here Come The Eight Belles Message Boards

The Derby was marked with joy and sadness yesterday–almost simultaneously. As the celebration for Big Brown’s victory began, fans noticed that filly Eight Belles (finished second) had pulled a Dan Jansen and fallen to the track.

When the veterinary staff came to the scene, they realized how gruesome her injuries were.

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