Hi School Coach On MTV ‘Bisexual’ Dating Show

HHR has a nice find in the DAYTON DAILY NEWS, which reported recently that a local Ohio high school football coach, Brandon “Bo” Kunkle, is appearing in a bisexually-themed dating show on MTV.

(Unfortunate facial hair, earrings, bisexual dating show. Perfect!)
The show centers on Myspace creation Tila Tequila. How the homosexual angle is shoehorned in there, […]

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FAKExclusive: Rasheed Wallace “Talks” to a Blog

Occasionally, Brooks pulls a few strings for us writers around here. When he does, we get the privilege of “speaking” with a real live athlete. It’s nice because it gets us out of our mother’s basements for a little bit. On the docket for today, Rasheed Wallace:

Last night’s huge come-from-behind victory was […]

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A Day With Oprah, Federer Racket? Thanks Isiah!

The NEW YORK POST reports on how Anucha Browne Sanders, the woman who scored $11M thanks to a few Isiah Thomas’ interoffice loose ball fouls, is spending her enormous windfall.

(Sadly, a new stylist was not up for bid)
In the aftermath of the bloody mess that was the Isiah-Anucha sex harass scandal, Sanders is now […]

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Pirates Shipped Bobbleheads With Middle Finger

Don at Pitsburgh-based MONDESI’S HOUSE points to some fun merch from the Pittsburgh Pirates - a Tom Gorzelanny bobble head doll which appears to be flipping the bird:

Strange because promotional photos (right) of the doll look different.

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Pat Riley Implodes Heat Franchise, Now Will Quit

The Miami media is a twitter today about the news that Pat Riley has called a press conference today to announce he is quitting as coach of the Miami Heat until they get good again.

By now everyone knows how he stabbed Stan Van Gundy in the back three years ago en route to stealing what […]

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Want A Photo With Lebron? “Not Tonight, Babe”

We had a debate on SbB’s Wiz-Cavs liveblog last Thursday about what kind of guy Lebron James really is. Our contention was that he’s a genuine a$$hole, someone who refused to mingle with the public, thinking he was above all of us.

Well, we got some confirmation on that in the BOSTON HERALD over the weekend, […]

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Topless Bicyclist Has California Town In Uproar

The LOS ANGELES TIMES devotes some of the paper’s prime real estate to the *plight* of a woman named Jennifer Moss. Moss has been parading in public around the town of Ojai (west of L.A.) in pasties for some time now - alternating between a bike and skates.

(Attention squeamish advertisers: Talk to the Times, not […]

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Unemployed Jay-Z is Bored and Kind Of Annoying

The list of Jay-Z beefs (as the kids call them) is long and illustrious. Among them are such stalwarts as Nas, R. Kelly, and Cam’Ron. But Jay seems to be getting a little soft in his old age. First, he got fired from his job. Now he’s taking shots at […]

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Very Sad: Misremembering A Memorable Romance

Sad day today. The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS reports this morning that country singer Mindy McCready is claiming she had a ten-year sexual liason with Roger Clemens beginning when she was 15 and he was 28 (and married).

(Mindy’s had a wee few personal (and legal) problems)
Apparently she plans to use her underage sex with Big […]

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Michigan’s Draft Success - Yet Another Letdown

The unfortunate events of September 1st are seven months and 27 days ago. But the University of Michigan’s defeat at the hands of Division 1-AA Appalachian State still stings. This weekend’s NFL draft only helped to make that pain even more vivid.

You see, Michigan’s 2007 season wasn’t supposed to be so bad. […]

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