MN Teen Grateful for Hockey Puck to the Groin

No Nutty Buddy could have saved Andy Freeman of Eastview High (Apple Valley, MN) when he took a wrist shot to the groin in a JV hockey game last January. His protective cup was no match for rubber fired in fury. He left the game and made a beeline for the hospital. […]

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Our Legal System At Work: Fight Over Becks’ Uni

When the LA Galaxy visited Hawaiʻi in February for the Fantasyland “Pan-Pacific Championship”/David Beckham World Tour, Beckham made a gracious gesture after the Febuary 22nd match. Instead of handing his jersey to a Gamba Osaka player, he jogged to the crowd, pointed at a boy, and tossed him his jersey. Look, how sweet!

But […]

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There’s No Boxing in Baseball (in Middle School)!

Baseball players at a middle school in Tennessee got a chance to expand their horizons through pugilism when their coach allowed a few of the preteens to get in a few sparring matches during practice. Of course, parents found out and shut the boxing matches down toot sweet.

Obviously, these are parents without a background […]

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A First: Your Official Text Messenger Of The NBA

Disgraced former Indiana coach Kelvin Sampson has found his services much in demand in the professional circuit since resigning from the Hoosiers in February after being charged for five major recruiting violations.

First, the Spurs brought him on in a consulting role for two months. Now new Milwaukee Bucks coach Scott Skiles is looking at Sampson […]

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DFW TV Guy: Cowboys Might As Well Sign Osama

Dale Hansen, a former radio color commentator for the Dallas Cowboys and longtime Metroplex TV sports commentator who’s classy enough to get his signature on screen during his segments, is none too pleased about the Cowboys trading for Adam “Pacman” Jones.

(Hansen: Distended Feedbag Has Warded Off Attempted Firing Over The Years )
DEUCE OF DAVENPORT digs […]

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Knicks’ Coaching Search? Really Time To Chuck It

When we heard NEWSDAY is reporting that new Grand Poobah Donnie Walsh has added The Rifleman to his short list of head coach candidates (finally putting a second name below Mark Jackson’s), we could not have been more excited. Finally, a head coach that can bring the law to the wayward Knicks and help […]

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Stray Bullet Struck Fourteen-Yr-Old Soccer Player?

The OMAHA WORLD-HERALD reports that an 8th-grade soccer player was rushed to the hospital after he was shot in the mouth during a game.

Taylor Borgeson, a 14-year-old student at King Science & Technology Magnet Center, “had just come off the soccer field Thursday afternoon and sat down on the sidelines when he slumped over, clutching […]

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Dukes Gets Into More Crap, Cleans Out Zoo Cages

Elijah Dukes has been a bad boy in the past. But the former Devil Ray & current Washington National is confronting some of the messes made in his life.

The ST. PETERSBURG TIMES wipes up news that Dukes was able to reduce his current probation by completing some community service - namely, cleaning up cages at […]

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Claudia Porras: Newest Bikini Pics Of B-Ball Babe

We’re happy with all the success Claudia Porras achieved with the UTEP women’s basketball team this season - a Conference USA regular season championship, an undefeated conference slate, and advancing to the second round of the NCAA tournament.

But what makes us more proud is bouncing up some new photos of Claudia, further presenting Porras as […]

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Blog Jam: Coll. Wrestler Won’t Submit To Cancer

• The LADIES… will be our special guests this weekend with live wall-to-wall bloggage of this NFL Draft. In the meantime, they share the story of a college wrestler looking to chokeslam cancer.

• HOME RUN DERBY would like to know what did Joba Chamberlain say to anger Erin Andrews.
• Speaking of the sideline siren, THE […]

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